-> "Pallet Town"
Original Song Title:
"Allentown"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pallet Town"
The Lyrics
Well, I'm living here in Pallet Town
And there's only 'bout six people around
All the other Kanto towns are wide
We have two homes
That suits us fine
All the children leave the town when they're ten
To catch creatures and become their friends
There's rock monsters and small fuzzy things
All Pokémon
They fight in gyms
But they start out here in Pallet Town
The air's filled with a soft 8-bit sound
And I'm going on my quest today
Well, today I'm leaving Pallet Town
Choose my starter Pokémon and head out
Got a rival and his name is Blue
Though I think I'll
Just call him Douche
I choose Charmander cause fire is cool
Douche picks Squirtle and he wants me to duel
In the middle of the lab, surreal
Professor Oak
May need to heal
Had my first vic'try in Pallet Town
I got six Pokéballs and a map, wow!
So I think I'd best be on my way
Ev'ry child leaves at ten, it sounds nuts
I think everyone one of them has lots of guts
Walking through grass while on my way to each place
Ev'ry creature and trainer gets in my face
Well, I started out in Pallet Town
Won four badges as I've travelled round
And my Charmander evolved today
And I won't be giving up, no way
But I still miss good ol' Pallet Town
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