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Song Parodies -> "Stalling"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Stalling"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Gone through confrontations, buddy
Kicked a lot of arse
Want a confrontation, arsehole?
Bring it on, let's start
But first, I'll go to my car
Where I keep my boxing gloves

Stalling (stalling)? That's a lie
Stalling? I would never, roll my eyes
Stalling (stalling)? No, bud
I just wanna make this a fair fight
Trust me

You'll be needing stitches, buddy
Once I've kicked your bu-utt
Just give me a sec to breathe
Where I parked, I forgot
Cause I wanna be in my prime
When I kick your sorry hi-i-ide

Stalling (stalling)? Such a lie
Stalling's such a petty thing to try
Stalling (stalling)? Big no, bud
I'm just making sure I'll do this right
Trust me

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, I swear I'm gonna kick your butt
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, just wait for one more tick, one more tick
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, a couple stretches, three, maybe four
Stretch my thighs, so just wait, stand right there in that place
And soon I'll punch your face, don't despair of dela-ays

Stalling (stalling)? No, bud
Stalling's what I consider a crime
Stalling (stalling)? Don't tell lies
Stalling's a tactic for lazy minds
Stalling (stalling)? No, bud
Stalling's not a thing that I do, right
Stalling (stalling)? Oh, plea-ea-ease
Do I look like the put-things-off type?
Stalling (stalling)? Total lies
Would waiting for a sniper count? Bye
Stalling (stalling)?
Not stalling, ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-hah
Stalling

Okay, given how the dude has snipers in place for a minor scuffle, it's more like Crazy-Prepared: The Song with a touch of Ax-Crazy...

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Spaceballs - March 31, 2016 - Report this comment
"No, sir, I did not see you playing with your dolls again!"
Jonathan - March 31, 2016 - Report this comment
ah TvTropes... boom-chicka-boom don't ya just love it? 5's

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