-> "It's Not Hot"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Still Hot"
Original Performer:
Luciana
Parody Song Title:
"It's Not Hot"
The Lyrics
It's not hot
Somethin's made you flip your lid
And I don't like it
Yell that we're doomed as shit
Guess what? It's not hot
No-one here smokes cigarettes
So we can't drop one of them
It may be warm but so what? It's not hot
You're crazy, makes me appalled
You're wastin' 911 calls
With all your stories that are pretty tall
All of those big scary flames? In your brain
Stop the lies, we're not gonna burn down today, it's not hot
Guess what? It's not hot
Guess what? It's not hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Guess what? It's not hot
There's nothin' here to make sparks
You'd have to try hard
Stackin' up papers, won't happen
Can stop this damn farce
You're hollerin' hard
As if you're playin' a part
How could the flames start?
Cause guess what? It's not hot
It's prob'bly humid, you clot
Means water vapour, a lot
Don't need extinguishers, you won't stop, won't stop
The sure-to-kill-us-all flames cause there ain't
Any light besides the TV here, okay? It's not hot
There's no need to panic
You can quit your panic
No need whatsoever
Guess what? It's not hot
You're doin' more damage
In attempts to salvage
No burns whatsoever
Guess what? It's not hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Guess what? It's not hot
Not hot
Not hot
Don't see nothin' burnt, the degrees feels null
You're bitchin' 'bout jack all, man, think you should go
Surrounded by fire burnin' outta control?
You can't keep this up, I see nothin', so
You can shut up 'bout the flames near my face
Yes, I'm blind, you think I like wearin' these shades? Still not hot
Uh, yeah, guess what? It's not hot
Uh, uh, yeah, guess what? It's not hot
It's not hot, yeah, it's not hot, it's not hot
Guess what? It's not hot
It's not hot, it's not hot, yeah, it's not hot
Guess what? It's not hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
I'm still hot
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