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Christina Perri

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Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. A man gets caught in a teleporter accident. No, not with a fly, I did that already.
My-y transport pro-oject
Thou-ought my work wa-as done
Cause I stayed awake for a-ages workin' kinks ou-out
But there wa-as a-a bug
Te-eleporting mi-iles
I-I swear that the-e pa-ath
Was clear, but it seems there was a poor little ca-at
So-o when I-I wa-as zapped
Through space zoomi-in'
Cat got scooped in
Now we're muta-ants

We beca-ame a fusion
One uneven all around
An a-awful fusion
Watch me drag along the ground
Three ea-ears on my hea-ead, fu-ur on my a-arse
My DNA is a mishmash of parts
Such an a-awkward fusio-io-io-io-ion

I-I knew it wa-as wrong
Bu-ut I've got fi-ive knee-ees
So I thought I could rework my transport machi-ine
To make u-us u-unmixed
That was stupi-id
In that zoomi-in'
Was more poor ki-its

So I'm sti-ill a fusion
But an even worse one now
A si-ix-cat fusion
And it hurts when I meow
Got three-ee voiceboxe-es, mo-ore than one a-arse
My body structure's a hodgepodge of parts
A distu-urbing fusio-io-io-io-ion

I'm no-o cute fusio-ion
Plain u-ugly fusio-ion
Real horrific fusio-ion

Mi-ight like cats a-a bunch
Squee-ee at gifs a-and such

But I ha-ate my fusio-ion
Ev'ry other nail's sharp now
Hapha-azard fusion
Paws jut out of my back now
Surpri-ised I'm not dea-ead, go-ot two spare hea-earts
But you go "d'aww" cause I have kitty parts
As part o-of my fusio-io-io-io-ion

So this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion!

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