-> "Jurassic Park"
Original Song Title:
"Elastic Heart"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jurassic Park"
The Lyrics
As a napkin concept, it rocks
But have you given it real thought?
It's so tempting to go and play God
But there's some major flaws, let's start with one:
Man, you honestly know squat, zip or jack
About the beasts you're bringing back
Sure, there's scientists who know stuff
From studying their bones and dung
Will not convince me
There'll be no tragedy
I've got misgivings 'bout Jurassic Park
You'll be famous, worst way by far
Shocked there's no rubber jacket wrapped around your arms
'Cause it's mad, you've not thought hard
The whole thing's gonna fall apart
Please give up on Jurassic Park
Nix the whole Jurassic Park
Yeah, give up on Jurassic Park
I don't think an attractive price
Will cover the dino's meal size
Pay through the nose which folks won't like
Or hungry T-Rex on your hide?
May have wanted to build this site so bad
Just makes your lack of prep real sad
And another way this is dumb:
Your av'rage park explorer putz
Signs bright red, still see
Arms through the fence near teeth
I've got misgivings 'bout Jurassic Park
The worst place one could go by far
What if you bring them back and they all take it hard?
Won't adapt before you start
Commencing ad bombardment farce
Just give up on Jurassic Park
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh-oh, oh, oh-ooh
I've got misgivings 'bout Jurassic Park (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
It does pain me to be this harsh
I think you've just gone mad with this fantastic farce (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
Will go bad, you'll all play harps
When ev'rything straight falls apart (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
No thought in your Jurassic Park (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
Still got misgivings 'bout Jurassic Park (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
It's too crazy to work, dumbarse
I hope you'll change your plans to something way less hard (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
Like a castle filled with carp
Please tell me that you've yet to start (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
On your madcap Jurassic Park (ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh)
Give up on Jurassic Park
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