Oh, hey yeah yeah...
Guys when I started, homies, I was one
But that's not how I'm now, I've got two names, yeah mon
See I was thinking then I clicked one day
That I don't have to keep typing my whole damn name
The next time I logged on, guys, I knew just what to do
To rename myself so that I could skip underscores, yo
And that was good, cause that was annoying to type
So now I'm ready

You see I type and type when I'm at home
And I just can't stand this all alone
Now I've saved some time, cause I've got two names on Amiright
Guys, it's just the one of us
Cause I'm typing underscores all night
And I just can't get it off my mind
Now I have a second homies I was thinking I could log on
It's just the one of us the one of us

Cause on a site full of par'dists I really need to save time
And the keys on my 'board are the cure to my plight
Homies, I'll be telling you my names
That's humane
Guys it's just the one of us, it's just the one of us

Homies, I wonder if you feel the same as I do
I wonder if you're typing your name repeatedly too
I sent a song just last Saturday
After a while I sent a comment with a name
See, it's not the same name, knowing that could make you smile
and I haven't told anyone about that in quite a while
Just listen to the things I have to say
Just take a chance...

You see my two names they rhyme and that's not all
Cuz they save a lot of time for all
Gotta tell youse now, what these names are before I log out
Guys it's just the one of us
The first name is one that you should know
the_conqueror_of_parodies, yo
That's the name I use when typing up all my parodies, that's all
it's just the one of us, the one of us

The other name that I use I use when doing all the rest
That name is bobpiecheese, I think that name is best
Homies, this name is so much shorter, yeah
Don't you care
Guys, it's just the one of us, it's just the one of us

It just just gets simpler with each day (homies someday)
I always wanted to tell you
Didn't know what to say

Now that you know both of my names, you guys
You will know when I comment to you guys
Waiting for reply, takes too long, I wonder why
Guys it's just the one of us
Cause I'm waiting for youse day and night
"Come on, reply!" is what is on my mind
When you get a minute homies, don't you think that you should answer?
It's just the one of us, the one of us

But now I've told you my names, I'll finally get lots of feedback
And nothing in this world could ever screw up that
Homies, I'm right here, now you know I'm here
That's all clear
Guys it's just the one of us, it's just the one of us

Ohh...hey yeah yeah...