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Song Parodies -> "Work With Me, Toothpick"

Original Song Title:

"Turn Up the Music"

Original Performer:

Chris Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Work With Me, Toothpick"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. You ever have that one tiny bit of food stuck in your teeth that plain refuses to budge? This dude has...
Wo-ork with me, toothpick, get these no-oms out my go-ob
Wo-ork with me, toothpick, leftovers from that cookou-ou-out
Wo-ork with me, toothpick, should just take a couple minutes, so-o
Wo-ork with me, toothpick, can't you ju-ust get that thing ou-ou-out?
Ate that chicken and I-I loved it, now it's ja-ammed way up in there
Small bit's ja-ammed way up in there, the damn thing's ja-ammed up (jammed up, jammed up, jammed up)
Stupid piece of crap ai-ain't budgin', really ja-ammed way up in there
Dumb thing's ja-ammed way up in there, it's friggin' ja-ammed up

So work with me, toothpi-ick, a tiny bi-it farther
Work with me, toothpi-ick, find where that piece resides, yeah-eah
Work with me, toothpi-ick, can't push you i-in harder
Work with me, toothpi-ick, I need my blood inside, yeah-eah
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hey, hey)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (work with me, toothpi-ick)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hey, hey)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (work with me, toothpi-ick)
Hey, hey
W-W-Work with me, toothpi-ick
Hey, hey
W-Work with me

Wo-ork with me, toothpick, want this de-ebris out soo-oon
Wo-ork with me, toothpick, you'd better start workin' no-o-o-o-ow
Wo-ork with me, toothpick, got a date, which means I'm goin' ou-out
Wo-ork with me, toothpick, get that stu-uff out of my mou-ou-ou-ou-ou-outh
Man, that piece of chicke-en's stubborn, really (hey) ja-ammed way up in there (ow)
Damn thing's ja-ammed way up in there, somehow it's ja-ammed up (jammed up, jammed up, jammed up)
Barely half a gram, ai-ain't budgin', it's still ja-ammed way up in there (way up in there)
Small bit's ja-ammed way up in there, it's bloody ja-ammed up

So work with me, toothpi-ick, a tiny bi-it further
Work with me, toothpi-ick, impale that which resides, yeah-eah (yeah, yeah-eah-eah)
Work with me, toothpi-ick, I'm showin' rea-eal fervor
Work with me, toothpi-ick, in fact, I'm pissed out right, yeah-eah (yeah-eah)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hey, hey)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (work with me, toothpi-ick) (ow)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hey, hey)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Fix my smile (shit's jammed in me)
Got a little piece of chicken (hey, hey)
Wrecki-in' the whole thing u-u-u-u-u-up (hey, hey)
I-I-It's jammed in me (still jammed in me)
Ev'ryone sees that (hey, hey)
They're gonna laugh hard at that
So stop bein' a twat (w-work with me)
Fix it up (it's jammed in me)
Fix it up (shit's jammed in me) (hey, hey)
Fix it up (still jammed in me)
Fix it up (bit's jammed in me) (hey, hey)
Fix it up (it's jammed in me)
Fix it up (shit's jammed in me) (hey, hey)
Fix it up (still jammed in me)
Fix it up (bit's jammed in me)

Work with me, toothpi-ick, a little mo-ore power (yeah-eah, yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah)
Work with me, toothpi-ick, remove what still resides, yeah-eah (woo-ooh)
Work with me, toothpi-ick, I've been here fou-our hours (ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Work with me, toothpi-ick, a stubborn piece of shite, yeah-eah (get out)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hey, hey)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (can't you work with me-e, buddy?) (work with me, toothpi-ick)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (yeah, oh-oh-oh-oh) (hey, hey)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (friggin' work with me-e, buddy)

Fix it up (it's jammed in me) (ha-ha-ha)
Fix it up (shit's jammed in me) (hey, hey)
F-F-F-Fix it up (still jammed in me)
Fix it up (bit's jammed in me) (work with me, toothpi-ick) (hey, hey)
Fix it up (it's jammed)
F-F-Fix it up (shit's ja-a-a-ammed) (hey, hey)
Fix it up (still jammed)
F-F-F-F-F-F-Fix it up (work with me, toothpi-ick)

Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.

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