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Song Parodies -> "Leg's Sore"

Original Song Title:

"Encore"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Leg's Sore"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This is the sequel to 'Tongue' and someday (later today) I shall combine the two into 'Tongue/Leg's Sore', the song of pain
Ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow, ooh, that hurts so much

Chorus:
Now do you know my leg's sore, there's lots of gore
Oh, my word, I just dropped my toy
So just one more time in pain I will roar
"Hey what the hell is that screaming for?"
After this, I will try lots more
To be so careful, so I won't make noise

Verse 1:
Who is more careful than me? Anyone, that?
The rest of y'all know that I'm sharp as a tack
Can't pull my leg, just cut me slack
Yeah now I know that, just let me get on wit' the rhyme
I'm not grateful, where's that band-aid?
Have to get blood into flow, for the day
Not with, model jets, figures of Fett
In my bedroom, I'm just playing Transformers, so nyet
On my own, and I drop Landmine on my leg
But when you young what the hell you expect? Ouch! Ouch!
Skin's openin', blood's flowin'
Hot dang, my man goes, cracked the box open again
Who you gon' find slower than him no men
Won't be back 'til Christmas
Soon I gon', see, I just fainted
Cause lack of my blood dropped ME ON MY BED

Chorus 1/2:
Now do you know my leg's sore, there's lots of gore
Oh, my word, I just dropped my toy
So just one more time in pain I will roar

"Hey what the hell is that screaming for?"

Verse 2:
(groans) Look where I am right now, how did you send me, how?
Knew if my face was blue, how can I pay you?
When you first came in the room, you thought I play you
Then you gave couple of hits, you try to wave, yes you
From Cross Road to Women's and Child
That's the hospital I haven't been for 1 year, mild
As fate would have it, mobile phone appears
To call triple zero, why? Perfect timing, say goodbye
When the amb'lance comes callin, blarin' at full high
They ain't to play games wit me
They're to aim at me, though not maim me
If they drop me, they'll be blown to smithereens
That driver, just one of their team
He needs just to remember one thing (one thing)
I came, they healed, I payed 'em
From useless cent, to hundred thousand
So my brother, all because my toe's sore
I need you to give, all your cash and more

Interlude:
OWWWW! It's scar time
I am in PAIN! I'm ASKIN' all y'all jive turkeys
What station should i tune into man?
Well if y'all want more of livin', man
Then I need y'all to help me, help me turn down my rage
What station? C'mon say it!
WHICH ONE? wHICH ONE? Are y'all out there [crowd chants "NO-VA! NO-VA!"]
Are y'all out there? C'mon, louder!
Yeah, now I know what I should listen to
That's a good pick-a - that's a good pick-a!

Me after op:
I like the way I just feel
It's so fan-smegging-tastic, man!
(Ooooooohhhh, Oooooooooohhhh, Ooooooooooohhhh)
Yeah [crowd still chanting] o-KAY!

Verse 3:
This here is recovery lap
Then I'm leavin', that's when I get you back
After a month of them needle's, it's not 'bout me
It's 'bout me and you, but I just don't want to
I wanted to gain attention, but dudes
I did not mean It To Be like This, In Pain, dude
I wanna be in the public, here's my budget
Well, guess what, you are budgin'!
I almost bled to death, and y'all love it
Little wannabes asked me "Where did you cut it?"
Now look at me, all in plaster
Golfer above par, I'm the master
All cause the blood that ushered, was an utter gore-more-gore-fest
How sick is that?
My toy went BANG! Made my brain change, went just-a-dust
Went hypocrite, then I went spit
A little somethin' like this, HACK-TOO!

"Hey what the hell is that screaming for?"
[piano plays out as I scream in pain]
Not my fault if it does not make sense, rap is hard to parody okay?

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