Song Parodies -> Oz-Lotto Song

Original Song Title:

"Immigrant Song"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

  
Parody Song Title:

"Oz-Lotto Song"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

Bum finds lotto ticket. That's all I have to say, really.
Ah ah ah ah......
Ah ah ah ah......

I lived on the streets
Dirty old hobo
Found a dropped ticket
From the Oz Lotto

I curl up in my box
And wait for them to broadcast
The results for this thing
To see if I win, it's not likely

So I sleep with
My ticket near
I wonder if I'll be
A winner here

Ah ah ah ah......
Ah ah ah ah......

My mate wakes me up
Cause my watch "escaped"
Bought it off some guy
With what I had scraped

We stare at the TV
Through someone's open door
The numbers read six, twenty-four,
Three, five, four, eighty-four

I grind my teeth, the last is drawn
It's the one that I need
It's sixty-four!

I run towards the shop
So I can claim my winnings
The counter kid
Said "You again?
You've won the last seventeen!"

Well, yeah, hmmmm........(repeat)
SHOCKING TWIST!!1
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Claude Prez - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
That WAS a good twist; I liked it.
Matthias - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
So he's really a billionare who chooses to live like a hobo? Weird but who am I to judge I date mimes, burn witches, join Fight Clubs and have living teddy bears.
McKludge - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, but that's par for the course at Disney, Matty.
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
You're coming back...555 (Led Zep plays the lottery in the US, too...shamless self promo of http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/ledzeppelin3.shtml)
Matthias - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Although you rhymed 4 with 4... Don't worry I've done the same thing before in the past, as I was working on my Frat Play video I found out that I made that mistake too. This was still pretty damn good Conq.
tomario - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
very good parody c o p . serial lotto winner -nice twist
Silver Power - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
This has got to be the funniest parody of a Zeppelin song about the lottery that I've ever read. You get 555, from me. Hopefully those are the winning numbers. ;]
Silver Power - February 08, 2009 - Report this comment
[SOTM] See above.
Matthias - February 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See Above... Still great.
Arwen - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...the ending made me giggle, Conq...good stuff!
Melanie Lee - February 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Pretty good stuff! At first I thought you might be quoting the "Lost" lottery numbers, but you weren't. Anyway, made me smile. I'm wavering between the 4's and 5's so I'll give you a 5-4-5, because we can't do 4.5 here. (It's a contest, so I have to leave room at the top!)
Invisible Boy - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea and execution bobpie.
Funny...everytime I hear the OS I think of the line "Val hollared...I'm coming"
Below Average Dave - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) I thought it was a good parody Conq, I only wish that it was a tad longer because it was pretty neat little story you had going, but hey--you can't control the song's length now can you, still waiting for me to win the lotto here (any lotto really--don't care which state)
Jeff Reuben - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Funny song, funny ending :) I like your choice of OS as well.
Claude Prez - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment
This was even more fun to read with the handy YouTube link provided for the SOTM contest (even tho they removed that one and I had to go ALL THE WAY to the sidebar to click on another one). Anyway, yeah, still good.
Max Power - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Lucked out
Arwen - February 27, 2009 - Report this comment
SOTM...still a fan of the twist at the end...=)
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(SOTM) SEe above.
Glen S - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
You again? Fun twist, and especially liked the last stanza.
DJ Blaze - August 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5O) The hobos need parodies too, and you did a great job. 555
Timmy1000 - August 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5 O) Funny story and fits in well with the music
Guy - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5O)

This was a lot 'o fun to read. I too was thinking like Melanie - figuring that it was Hurley's numbers from Lost. But the bum won. We have a lotto game here called "Cash Five" - Here's three of those cash five quick picks for ya.
Mark Scotti - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5O) You've written a "winner" here!!
Matthias - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Still love the surprise ending... Although I don't understand why a trillionare would want to live this life as a hobo (Seeing that he won the last 17 he probably would be a trillionare...)
Melanie Lee - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I didn't remember seeing this one before. Your numbers are still 5-4-5. Cute, good story, a little funny. BTW, I think people are missing the joke here--or I could be the one misreading it. The last number announced on TV is "eighty-four", and the guy says the last number drawn is "sixty-four". Now, the "joke" depends on whether this Lotto has six numbers or seven. (Do all Lottos have seven numbers? The one in NYS does.) Oh, well.
Leo Keough - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(O) Clever story with a twist at the end - went well with the OS!...555!!!
Below Average Dave - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Hmmm. . .see above. . .so far that's two of three which I read recently enough to remember them well
Red Ant - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
We have a winner!

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