-> "Gibberish"
Original Song Title:
"Whistle"
Parody Song Title:
"Gibberish"
The Lyrics
Ev'ry song is gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
And they blow
No thought put into the lyrics
That is how Flo Rida rolls
How they top the Billboard charts, well
That one I don't know
Still, it's all just gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Man, they blow
(Look) His rapping skills are real low
Man, he's flatter than a window
Either rappin' about girls, or clubs 'round the world
He's stuck in "club rap" mode
He has no reason to try harder
It's sure not because he's a charmer
In fact, his speech, it always sounds tired
But damn it, we're stuck with Flo Rida
He's a real shame
To the real rap game, all his songs aren't great
But they are chart toppers
Ev'ry song's always the same topic
All the same, really wish that he'd stop it
All his songs are gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Yeah, they blow
Each song, always rhyme bottles with models
'Cept this one, I know
And it's only through the chorus
That the diff'rence shows
Cause each verse is gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Man, they blow
Gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Gi-gibberish buddy, gibberish man
Gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Gi-gibberish buddy, gibberish man
Even though they really blow
Songs clog up the radio
Verses are just hot smoke
And only the hooks are of note
Though there's consistent flow
Nothing int'resting is said, nope
Each song's the same, yo, it's like it's status quo
To have a great chorus, the part ev'ryone knows
When the verses hit, lyric knowledge just drops low
Except for random bits, like mentioning banjos
No-one knows the lyrics, they are totally unknown
Is he stupid?
Does he know he talks gibberish in his music
I could find interviews, but I say screw it
Not gonna waste my time on such a nuisance
Cause his songs are gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Damn, they blow
Why can't more creative rappers
Like Kendrick Lamar win, bro?
Why this slab of pointless beefcake
Kills the charts, don't know
When each song is gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Man, they blow
Gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Gi-gibberish buddy, gibberish man
Gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Gi-gibberish buddy, gibberish man
I don't understand it
Hope his songs will not be sold as classics
I know each one's a chart hit
And that is why I am puzzled, puzzled, puzzled buddy
Now, I think Flo Rida's a dope, oh oh oh
Yeah, cause ev'ry damn single blows, oh oh!
Flo Rida talks gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Wow, he blows
Thank God that the Rap Charts do not have him
Last time I checked, no
And the current number one is
Cool guy Macklemo'
Hate Flo Rida's gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
Cause he blows
(Hate Flo Rida's gibberish, buddy)
Gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
(Hate Flo Rida's gibberish, buddy)
Gi-gibberish buddy, gibberish man
(Hate Flo Rida's gibberish, buddy)
Gibberish buddy, gibberish buddy
(Hate Flo Rida's gibberish, buddy)
Gi-gibberish buddy, gibberish man
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