The Lyrics
Best toy, man, best toy, man, best toy, man, best toy, man, best toy, man
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
Bounce up and down like so, so
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo (go higher, higher)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
Bounce up and down like so, so (bounce up, bounce up)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
Go ahead, call me loco (I'm nutso)
Cause I love to bounce like so, so
I'm a simple man like Lobo (the main man)
Don't mean I'm a brainless hobo (no, no)
Look, you love to play your oboe
And your friend loves the koto (loves that koto)
Do I mock you both? No, no
I don't wanna bring you both low
Hit that quota, got a bouncin' quota
Pass the quota, get my bounce diploma
Ain't a thing like that, bugger (whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo)
But I won't say I'm sad, never (whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
Bounce up and down like so, so
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo (go higher, higher)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
Bounce up and down like so, so (bounce up, bounce up)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
I'm too old? I don't think so (just read)
On the box, read the print, bro (you'll find)
"Six and up", and there you go
I'm the "up", you're the douchebro (face it)
Gonna break it, think I don't know (you know)?
Not as dumb as may show, bro (you know)
When it snaps, might bring me low
I'll just buy more, let me go
Please don't bother me, cause I don't wanna
Get all bothered with the constant drama
That comes from the snap of ya (whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo)
Femurs and more like that, warned ya (whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
Bounce up and down like so, so
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo (go higher, higher)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo
Bounce up and down like so, so (bounce up, bounce up)
I'm in love with the pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo, pogo