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Song Parodies -> "The Blood I'll See (500 Knives)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"The Blood I'll See (500 Knives)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

An average day in the life of a short-tempered knife fanatic. Cause they're so common.
When I wake up, well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see will fly from great arseholes like you
When I go out, well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see is gonna flow out strong from you
If I get punched, well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see will look like red punch, yes, it's true
You're a raver? Well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see and I'll be saverin's from you

Yes, I would force five hundred knives
And I would force five hundred more
Into people who deserve a thousand knives to force them to the floor

If you're burpin', well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see will soon be burpin' out from you
I think it's funny how you think you'll catch me, dude
Think the evidence is plenty? That's not true
When I come home (when I come home), well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see won't follow me back home cause ew
And if I'm on hold, well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see will pass time till my call gets through

Yes, I would force five hundred knives
And I would force five hundred more
Into people who ask for a thousand knives with all their acts, I'm sore
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da da da dun-diddle-un-diddle-un-diddle-ah-da-da
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da da da dun-diddle-un-diddle-un-diddle-ah-da-da

Might be lonely, well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see will keep me cosy when I snooze
And when I'm dreamin', well, I know the blood I'll dream
The blood I'll dream will be a lava spurt from you
When I go out (when I go out), well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see will be from those who make me fume
And when I come home (when I come home), well, I know the blood I'll see
The blood I'll see will come from that late postman dude
The blood I'll see will be from that dude's throat, it's true

Yes, I would force five hundred knives
And I would force five hundred more
Into people who just need a thousand knives because they act like dorks
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da da da dun-diddle-un-diddle-un-diddle-ah-da-da, yeah
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da da da dun-diddle-un-diddle-un-diddle-ah-da-da
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da da da dun-diddle-un-diddle-un-diddle-ah-da-da, yeah
Da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da-da-da da da (da-da da da)
Da da da dun-diddle-un-diddle-un-diddle-ah-da-da
Yes, I would force five hundred knives
And I would force five hundred more
Into people who without a thousand knives seem all empty and poor

For about two seconds, I was wondering if I was gonna go full Scottish brogue while I sung along to check the pacing or not. "Not" won out, mostly because my throat's still a bit knackered from my recent cold.

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Matthias - April 17, 2018 - Report this comment
You’re a sick sick man T-Cop but I love this band and this OS and this parody!
Agrimorfee - April 17, 2018 - Report this comment
I'm a little worried about you...this is the kind of things they look for in a killer's diary/Facebook posts after the fact, you know?
Peregrin - April 19, 2018 - Report this comment
I dunno who has been upsetting you, Conq, but if they need 500 and 500 more knife wounds to do them in, ya better hope they aren't fighting back in the meantime! The average victim would tend to get annoyed.

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