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The Beatles

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The Lyrics

I know the title looks bad, but I've had this idea for ages, so I just need to get it outta my system. If people like it, then yay for me.
Lunch today
Had 'bout seven cans of lemonade
Now I'm in Maths and also great pain
I drank too much
In lunch today

I decide that I just HAVE to pee
Put my hand up so I can say "Please,
I need to go
And drop my tweeds!"

But the bell rings loud
Then cuts out, but starts again
It's a fire drill
Did it have to be today?

Standing here
Teachers, can you put your rears in gear?
'Cause I might just explode standing here
Because I can't
Let loose right here

But they're still so slow
Have to go, I'm in such pain
But I've no such luck
So I'm stuck and now it rains!

What a wait
Any more of this I cannot take
Finally we go in and I say
"Can I please go
And urinate?"

Aaah aah aah
Aah aah aaahh!*
*This is the sigh of relief. If you've ever held in whiz for that long and finally get to a loo and do your business, you know the sigh I'm talking about.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 20

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   2
 3   1
 4   1
 5   14

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Peregrin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm brave enough to comment Conq! I understand perfectly! We've all been there!
bobpiecheese - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, Peregrin! Oh, and for anyone not in the know, 'tweeds' refers to one's pants - deriving from the material tweed. We all got that? All righty then.
Matthias - September 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm not a fan of bathroom parodies (And this song it a lot like the song you had for the Barry White round, I liked it then, because it was new and different, but now you're sounding redundant). This wasn't bad, but I wish you would step out a bit more... And I do not agree with all those low votes, because this was actually pretty good as itself, but reading your other works it loses something.
Guy - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment

I didn't pee myself laughing at this but for a "Yesterday" parody, it's not bad.
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It was a risk to turn in a Yesterday parody, considering all that has been done with that Beatle track already. This was fun, and didn't deserve the low votes it has.
Max Power - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Red Ant - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
A new take on an amiright staple song. Not bad, but the "Standing here" verse could have used some different rhymes. Good job catching the internal rhymes in the chorus.
Rex - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good parody that could have been even better with some minor pacing tweaks, like changing "'Cause I might just explode standing here" to "'Cause I might explode just standing here".
Below Average Dave - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wow, um, Red Ant and Rex, covered exactly what I was thinking. . .whew, Hey Conq, a few of your recent parodies have been about this topic--might I suggest investing in port-a-poty's and place them in your classrooms, camp sites and other places you may need to Urinate, that way this problem would stop coming up:)
Syncronos - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Step back into life...with Depends...I can get you 5 boxes so you'll be stocked up!
Jeff Reuben - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
A good #1 hit :) Good take on the potty subject without being too disgusting :)
Wolverine - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Help the Earth (and Conq), plant a tree today. ;-) And here I thought ROLAIDS spelled relief.
Invisible Boy - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I've read enough of your parodies to know that you are a real wizz. This flowed well.
I congratulate "your innate" abilities
Below Average Dave - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, I've seen this before. . .um, one thing I didn't mention, during the fire drill couldn't you just pee on the floor to show how to put a fire out should one occur? What are tweeds by the way, just curious, is that an Australian term or some new slang I haven't heard for pants or boxers
bobpiecheese - October 19, 2010 - Report this comment
As I said to Peregrin, "tweeds" is slang for pants deriving from the material tweed (
Matthias - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Still not a fan of bathroom humor as you know. So I'm obviously not in your target audience for this one.
Abbott Skelding - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC (UV)- Nice job, I think its a great parody of Yesterday, pacing wise...AND I am a huge fan of bathroom humor lol. 555 more minutes you have to wait.
Mark Scotti - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) Getting some 5's for making number 1
Agrimorfee - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Still a nice read.
Guy - November 04, 2010 - Report this comment

I commented above but may I add that it is far better to be pissed off than pissed on (unless the pissee happens to be into kink). Still like this one!

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