-> "Should Not Eat Pasty Glue"
Original Song Title:
"Look What You Made Me Do"
Parody Song Title:
"Should Not Eat Pasty Glue"
The Lyrics
I don't think much of your taste
Don't think that meal is safe
It's all you ever make
You're a fool to think that it's food
I won't take a little bite
To see if it's a lie
Cause we know that it's shite
Still a fool to think that it's food (uh)
Just cause you slap it on a sandwich doesn't mean it's fine
Buddy, someday you will regret what you choose to imbibe
You eat it ev'ryday, I don't get how you're still alive
No-one should munch on what sticks things tight, no
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
You chomp on that pasty glue, you're wrong, can't be tasty
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
Dude, all your friends hate it too, why do you eat pasty glue?
I'd (I'd) hoped (hoped) that you know to eat (eat)
More (more) than dead horse goo, please (please)
But (but) in your cupboards, took a peek
And I found a view Krazy (what?)
No veg in stock, no bread or steaks, I'm filled with hunger, hunger
Cause all I see here to eat is Elmer's, it makes me wonder
Since you seem healthy, strong, not a corpse, I'm sure
That some secret lies in this Bostik hoard (uh)
Cause I'm no doctor, but you've gotta be in a huge bind (a huge bind)
Together, all your organs stick cause of what you imbibe (what you choose to imbibe)
Stuck inner wall to inner wall, can't make you feel too fine
But still you gulp down that fluid white, gross
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
Chomp on all that pasty glue, you've got to be crazy
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
Adhesive contained in you can't be all that great, it's glue
Hate to be a bother but it's botherin' me
Your diet can't consist of this glue I see
Infestin' your cupboards, this is false, it must be (oh)
If your meals was this, wouldn't stand before me
I've been pretty hungry, yet I prob'bly won't feast
Upon the arts-'n'-crafts improver, trust me
You a mutant, buddy? Cross dimensions? Flip streams?
Or is this just drugs? Wouldn't really shock me
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
Hope that I'm the crazy fool (I'm worried)
Cause you're still a good mate, it's true (this weird cravin' of yours will destroy your bowels)
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue (fine)
Pass on that pasty glue (dope)
Don't chomp on that pasty glue, you'll be dead, oh
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
Don't nom all that pasty glue, UHU can't be tasty
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
I'm really afraid that you'll be stiff pre-death, may be true
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
Nom on all that pasty glue, habit drives me crazy
Ooh, should not eat pasty glue
Pass on that pasty glue
Let it all be mayo, dude, it won't seal your fate like glue
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