-> "They Call Me Bonaparte"
Original Song Title:
"Me and My Broken Heart"
Parody Song Title:
"They Call Me Bonaparte"
The Lyrics
Never really been that proud of my height
But I really hate those louts who take part
In makin' sure I don't forget it, their start:
They call me Bonaparte
At first it made me sad, I won't lie
'Twas a feelin' that I made depart
Because they haven't progressed much from that start
Still call me Bonaparte
Yeah-eah-eah
Let's just get this main part here ticked off
Ol' Bonaparte? He was not
Really that short, truth bomb, whoa-oh-oh-oh
'Bout five foot seven, which for the time
Was more-than-av'rage height
Doubt that'll make 'em stop, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Could say he was surrounded a lot
By taller people, but we all know that's a waste
They won't reel when I talk 'bout old French heights
How they're really fascinatin', won't start
Because their brains will stay stuck on that one part
They call me Bonaparte
The propaganda made at the time
Showed him shorter to look a dumbarse
Pop culture didn't care, they'll stick to that part
Still call me Bonaparte
What's crazy: I wish they'd variate, please
They only yell that name, geez
Their bullyin' game sucks, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Could try "Waterloo-ser", would work fine
Learn how to Nelson, alright
That's all my brain spat up, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Because I won't research just so y'all
Can be an even better asshole, not insane
I don't really expect much from them, right
But I need a little break cause it's hard
To sit through their really pitiful trump card
They call me Bonaparte
Napoleon's too obvious? Fine
Still pathetic, get circled like sharks
Only to have 'em repeat that one damn part
Still call me Bonaparte
Ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh
They call me Bonaparte
Ooh-whoa-oh, ooh-whoa-oh
It's all they know, shit
Yeah, yeah, yeah (feels kinda bogus)
Yeah, yeah (Bonaparte), yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (wow, rather hopeless-ss-ss-ss-ss)
I don't seethe, cry for weeks
When all these geeks call me Bonaparte
Cause they really need to step up their lines (lazy)
Cause my feelin's haven't dumbed, they're still sharp
And now I look forward to their daily part
They call me Bonaparte
Feel better bein' on the short side
Because this is what they think is "harsh"
I'm skippin', say "hello", let 'em play their part
Still call me Bonaparte
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