-> "Captain Kirk"
Original Song Title:
"Firework"
Parody Song Title:
"Captain Kirk"
The Lyrics
Do you ever fold...when under attack?
When those crazy Kling...
Ons attack us again?
Well, I never do...do that kind of thing
And unless you're Spock
Or Bones, don't call me Jim
I'm the Captain of...this ship, the Enterprise
I will never cry, unless another red shirt dies
Need to show I care...for all of the crew
Can't let my ego through
Let's hope the engine core...can warp...cause I...explore
Must go...towards...where no man's gone before
'Cause buddy, I am Cap...tain Kirk
Dealt with Romulans...and worse
Phasers on stun...stun...stun
That's what we call laser guns...guns...guns
Buddy, I am Cap...tain Kirk
Dealt with insane com...puters
Arm photo-on tor...pe...does
Chekov, whatever I say goes...goes...goes
Beaten many foes...on our trip through space
Beasts and aliens...punch me in the face
Ship is under fire...hope the shields will hold
Uhura, open, please...the comms channel?
I'll try to reason with...these alien dopes
And if they laugh off my big speech, then launch the torpedoes
Now that that is solved...what is that, though?
Something out there that glows
Gotta see what's inside...this light...what makes...it shine
And see...despite...the chance that I will die
'Cause buddy, I am Cap...tain Kirk
I've beat up the Gorn...and worse
Sit in my-y chair...chair...chair
With my perfect shampooed hair...hair...hair
Buddy, I am Cap...tain Kirk
Know that my plans al...ways work
Beam down a-and search...search...search
Hope we don't run out of red shirts...shirts...shirts
Zoom...zoom...zoom
Look, an undiscovered moon...moon...moon
Aliens beat us there, not cool...cool...cool
Unless they're hot green babes, let's cruise...cruise...cruise
'Cause buddy, I am Cap...tain Kirk
Klingons sure get on...my nerves
Fight in the-e dirt...dirt...dirt
Gonna have to rip my shirt...shirt...shirt
Buddy, I am Cap...tain Kirk
This job has its man...y perks
Pretty goo-ood pay...pay...pay
Don't forget the alien babes...babes...babes
Zoom...zoom...zoom
Sulu, take us to Warp 2...2...2
Zoom...zoom...zoom
Sulu, take us to Warp 2...2...2
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