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Song Parodies -> "TCOP Face"

Original Song Title:

"Polka Face"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"TCOP Face"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The tenth collection/installment of the "Polka Parody Project". Enjoy!
Oh, woah-oh-oh, oh, oh

It's all mine, it's all mine
And it'll stay in my pencil case
Lost a pen? Not my problem
Cause they're mine, yes, they're mine
They're gonna stay in my pencil case
I won't let you borrow them

P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case

Awful fighter, awful, awful fighter
I'm an awful fighter, oh, awful fighter, oh
I'm an awful fighter, buddy
True, true-true kung-fu, -fu-fu dunce
Awful fighter, awful fighter, awful fighter (awful fighter)

Missin' ev'ry punch, I-I
Hurt the air more than a-a-arms
Made it clear I suck, I-I
Will need help to depa-a-art
Get me to safety, I can't act bravely
The world knows I'm a awful fighter

I need my clocks rewound, rewound
Cause they've wound down, pisses me off now
All my clocks need rewindin' now
Cause they've wound down, kinda screwed now

Made of light
A solo hologram, no others like me, right
I just don't kno-ow why I'm made of light (made of light)
This solo hologram wants answers 'bout his plight
Tha-a-at's right

Callin' me a lazy bum
Cause all I've got on is my dressing go-own
I don't care, it's warm
Thawing my frozen balls, good ol' dressing go-own
I don't care about what you say, I'm ou-out
In my dressing gown

And I'm just like Jabez, Jabez, Jabez
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez
Why can't you make up your mind?

Yeah, you're nuts
Your head's in the stars
You're carving a groove
Into my wall, dude
Your plot's lost
Say it's in good fun
But I'm having none
Don't want to get in a fight
With fresh pikes
Hate fish, right
Also you're nude
Yeah, you're nuts
More than a choc bar
Stop eating bark, dude
I can't deal with you, alright

Mispeakin' words, come out like thi-is
"I doing-flanged the mufflang plardwich"
Mispeakin' words ev'ry time, i-it's
Untranslateable, I've tried it
I can't sing songs, can't ask for rides
It all comes out like "terglite"
Mispeakin' words, I said "bargli-it"
Wait, "fargkrit"

And I'd like to surf the web in peace
But I just suffer dead links
You may just say that I'm
Making this much worse than what it is
But it happens to you and you get peeved

Got a pair of moose
Antler's lookin' loose
I hear somethin' wrong
With my parrot's song
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Got a pair of tigers (hey!)
And they're lookin' hungry (hey!)
Can't tell if I've helped them (hey!)
Always lookin' angry (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals

Posh twits wanna have a bit of this "fun"
They keep hearin' 'bout
But they can't exert
Na-na-na-na energy, hey
Luckily they can play croquet
Can play croquet
Can play croquet

And I'm out of nouns, nouns, nouns, nouns, nou-ouns
Simply out of nouns

It sucks to be the Kna-Knave of, Kna-Knave of Hearts
Falsely accused of stea-stealing, stea-stealing ta-arts
On the run from the Quee-Queen of, Quee-Queen of Hearts
Like fatso really needs more tarts

Hook sucks, know that much
And that Smee's an utter schmuck
Each night, I take flight
In my cap and gree-een tights
Tick tock, hear that clock?
Biting Hook on the butt, yo

P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
They're gonna stay in my p-p-pencil case
Stayin' in my pencil case
P-p-p-pencil case


TCOP stands for The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies, BTW. For those interested in the original parodies, behold: Pencil Case, Awful Fighter, Rewound, Made of Light, Dressing Gown, Jabez, You're Nuts, Misspeakin' Words, 404, Raisin' Lots Of Animals, Croquet, Noun, Knave Of Hearts and Hook's Croc.

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Pacing: 2.6
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Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment
ahh these Weird Al polka medleys make most modern music easier to handle no? 5's and thanks for using the "Like fatso really needs more tarts" line those were my favorite lyrics from your original "Knave Of Hearts" parody! 5's
Manny Sanchez - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Dude, please stop referring to yourself in the third person and linking your other stuff at the bottom. No one cares. Can't you see all the bad ratings? You might try answering your comments as well instead of being stuck up. Expect more 1s if you don't change. You're nowhere near Phil Alexander for thoroughness. Your writing is even mediocre.

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