-> "Bear Glamour"
Original Song Title:
"Square Hammer"
Parody Song Title:
"Bear Glamour"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Many things to hide when going undercover
Some pocketed, some swallowed for a time
But some other things are not my bread and butter
I'm gonna need to magic this up tight
Wanna hide a bear? One hell of a pickle
Gonna cost a huge fare, better pay now and on the level
I can't hide a bear with a sheet, they're fickle
So I'm gonna need cash right here, pay out, right here, pay out
Won't be asking why, I'm sure that it's something
Convoluted, please, you're not the first, that's right
Glamours that won't fail is my whole schtick, won't stop it
Just 'cause you need to smuggle what's ursine
Wanna hide a bear? I'm not gonna snigger
Don't want people to stare in fear, big crowds will want your liver
Sure can hide your bear, cost will just be bigger
Than my standard work, cash right here, pay out, right here, pay out
Wanna hide a bear? Hope it can act civil
Ev'ryone in the square would fear a cow that roars, they'd shrivel
Maybe leave the bear at home? Plan won't fizzle
Wait, you'll double the cash? No fear, pay out, right here, pay out
Right here, pay out, right here, pay out
Right here, pay out, right here, pay out
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