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Song Parodies -> "Wills"

Original Song Title:

"Bills"

Original Performer:

LunchMoney Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"Wills"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The age-old question of "when you die, who gets your stuff?" is only as complex as you let it be. This guy, as you'll see, definitely decided to let it.
I got wills, know one might say
So many words, words, words, I'll explain
Covered ground is what I need
So many factors besides "I'm deceased"
I got wills

All these wills I've written to best fate's fickle hand, don't doubt it (trust it)
Please don't take the piss out me now 'cause like extra work, that's soundin' (grrr)
Have to scrub you out and rework all parts you're found in (hoo-ooh, ho)
And that ain't easy with all of the paper I might drown in (might just drown in)
Got plans, got plans, got plans, got plans
Huge stacks, huge stacks, huge stacks, huge stacks
Got plans, huge stacks, got plans, huge stacks

I got wills for ev'ry case
When my heart jerks, jerks, jerks and gives way
You have doubts that I will need
So many after-death contingencies
I got wills

Who will get what will depend on who else is also super dead
And if I end up buyin' the stuff I've always wanted or lose it all
Who gets the car? Well, who needs a car? Who might get one before I bite the dust?
We'll see if my cousin gets that couch of mine since he's pretty close to pullin' crimes
Got plans, got plans, got plans, got plans
Huge stacks, huge stacks, huge stacks, huge stacks
Got plans, huge stacks, got plans, huge stacks

I got wills for ev'ry case
When my brain jerks, jerks, jerks and gives way
Can't rule out what might not be
'Cause then it happens, I can guarantee
I got

Backups for my backups

Just a few, a few
Thousand and two more left, that's all

I got wills for ev'ry case
When my heart jerks, jerks, jerks and gives way
Must work out who gets from me
My huge collection of real old TVs
I got wills for ev'ry case
When my brain jerks, jerks, jerks and gives way (oh)
Write them down (hey, write 'em down) until I bleed (until I bleed)
Ironic if that ends up killin' me
I got wills

The "momma's dead" will, the "daddy sucks" will
The "sister's born" will, the "auntie lives" will (I got wills)
The "uncle's caught" will, got a lot of damn wills
A whole lot of damn wills, eueueueueueueh!

You gotta wonder how long it'll take before he decides "Screw it. The dividing of my stuff will be decided by the results of a free-for-all pie fight" and finally friggin' go to bed.

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