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Song Parodies -> "No More Padding"

Original Song Title:

"Not a Bad Thing"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"No More Padding"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Ever watch a film that meanders around repeating scenes and achieving nothing, enough to make you wanna yell "Get to the point!" at the screen? This dude does...
I ne-ever thou-ought a film's plot could be this damn hollo-ow, uh
Yet so hard to follo-ow, premise ain't ha-ard to swallo-ow, what's ha-ard
Is a-all the unnecessary scenes on di-ispla-ay, huh
The utmost bla-andness wi-ith no point, it's such a bla-atant fa-arce
I know movies have minimum runnin' ti-imes
Shouldn't be difficult to rea-each them
That scene at the Walma-art tells us nothin', ri-ight, didn't nee-eed i-it
No shock revealin' li-ines, no made or broken lie-ies
Makes for a ploddin' pace, my brain's lea-eaki-in'
The price tag ain't wo-orth i-it, no-o-o

This film's go-ot so much padding that it cou-ould stu-u-uff Winnie
Until he blows up, sou-ounds a little bit too grue-ue-uesome, see
There's jack to fi-ind in your movie worth rememberin', my-y mind goes free
So stop with a-all of the padding, make films wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Want no more pa-adding, want films wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-yeah-eah

Now I-I could do without the umpteen-hu-undreth fi-ight, uh
Plot's no-ot advancin', right, always endin' up right at square o-one
It's so-o a-annoyi-in' that the characterisation's really wea-eak, yeah (writin's so damn wea-ea-eak)
The scripwriter's a big la-azy bu-um
And I wonder how minuscule the outli-ine
Must've been to need all this no-onsense
To barely reach the ma-ark of feature-length, I-I'm mid-film thi-inki-in'
Can't help it, about the seventh ti-ime that the two leads have trie-ied
To spill the beans about their true fee-eeli-in's
Don't think it's all wo-o-orth i-i-it, no-o-o

Films don't nee-eed all this padding, it hurts to-o wa-a-atch it, see
Don't give a crap abou-out meanderin', young foo-oo-ools, you see
Actin' is fi-ine, script is bollocks, latter's far more impo-ortant to me
Really don't li-ike all the padding, film's not wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Want no more padding, want films wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Want no more padding, film's not wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ease
Want no more padding, want films wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ease

Ye-es, I rea-eally-y do mi-ind (mi-ind)
Wasted my dolla-ars o-on (dollars on) this wa-aste o-of time
I'm so a-apalled (so apalled), had to watch fo-o-or (had to watch for)
My course, su-ucks arse
No-o harm? Yeah-eah, right

Not hard to-o avoid padding, try not to-o su-u-uck, trust me
Won't hurt to ask arou-ound for writers to help you-ou-ou, you see
Check more than twi-ice with some other people before you ye-ell "Action!", geez
Nobody li-ikes films with padding, they're not wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Want no more padding, want films wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease
Want no more padding, film's not wo-orth wa-a-atchin', plea-ea-ease

Oh! We'll make you a movie that's long and immense, way-hey! Slow the plot down. Just give us a script that makes no friggin' sense — we'll try so hard to slow the plot down!

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B-Movie Watcher - March 21, 2017 - Report this comment
True, although with *really* bad films, there's always the danger that the padding will prove to be more entertaining than the plot.

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