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Song Parodies -> "Willies"

Original Song Title:

"Titties"

Original Performer:

The Trucks

Parody Song Title:

"Willies"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Yes, that's the name of the original song. Let's see if it goes through. Anyway, paranoia time!
Hey
Hey, hey
Ha, ha
Ha, ha
Ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha

Know it's the sink makin' drops
But my brain only hears one simple sound
That just gives me the willies, buddy
I know that "clink" wasn't much
Forks hittin' your plate, still one simple sound
That just gives me the willies, buddy
What do I think of that "thump"?
Hard to focus, cause it's one simple sound
That just gives me the willies, buddy
Aware you think that I'm nuts
Because there's been more than one simple sound
That just gives me the willies, buddy

Can't avoid, can't avoid
Can't avoid, can't be less twitchy
Can't avoid, can't avoid
Can't avoid, can't be less twitchy
Can't avoid (doom, doom, doom, doom), can't avoid
Can't avoid, can't be less twitchy (what was that noise? AAAHH!!!)
Can't avoid (AAAHH!!! EEEHH!!!), can't avoid (AAAHH!!! Wait, just a frog)
Can't avoid, can't be less twitchy (the smallest noises get me too scared)

Each little ping that pops up
Means someone will put a gun in my mouth
And that gives me the willies, buddy
Paper cuts sting, that's true, but
What if it turns out I'm gonna bleed out?
Cause that gives me the willies, buddy
Changed my phone ringtone a ton
Cause I connect doom with whatever sounds
And that gives me the willies, buddy
If something stinks, well, that sucks
Guess I have no choice, must toss that thing out
Bad smells give me the willies, buddy

I get the willies, buddy
Makes my brain-meats go "Ow, ow, ow"
I get the willies, buddy
Makes my brain-meats go "Ugh, ugh, ugh"
Crud, crud, crud
I get the willies, buddy
Crud, crud, crud, crud, crud, crud
I get the willies, buddy
Oh no, OH GOD, OH DEAR GOD

So you think I should calm down
And take a breath once in a while?
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh, no way
Because that's what the ninjas want, must stay strong
And what else do ninjas want? Swords into my brain
A-so you think I should sit down
And be less high strung for a while?
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh, no way
That's what the Martian lizards want, must stay strong
Don't think you're a lizard, thought's not inside my brain

You can call me crazy
And that's okay
Cause I won't roll over and just die, you know?
I'll remain alright
Freak-freak, freak-freak, freak (that's right, freak out time)
Freak-freak, freak-freak, freak
Freak-freak, freak-freak, freak
Freak-freak, freak, freak
Freak-freak, freak-freak, freak
Freak-freak, freak-freak, freak
Freak-freak, freak-freak, freak
Freak, freak, freak, freak
Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak
Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak (ow! No)

Don't need permission to wall my whole house off (freak, freak)
Don't need permission to scrape skin layers off (hey)
Don't need permission to blow the toaster up
Don't need permission to nail the burnt toast up
Don't need permission to cut all my hair off
Don't need permission to blow your phone calls off (hide me)
Don't need permission to burn my pillows up
Don't need permission to cut all my mail up

Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's comin' to get me...

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