-> "Biding Time"
Original Song Title:
"Blinding Lights"
Parody Song Title:
"Biding Time"
The Lyrics
Yeah
Hero's gonna fall
He may think he's gonna win this one
But when he finds me, his spine, I'll crush, maybe
Could throw him through a wall
Mullin' over options, kinda fun
Until then, I'm gonna warm my buns, saves me
The pain of walkin'
This armour's way too heavy (oh)
Good that it will protect me (oh)
No, I'm not lazy, it's true stuff
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
Will rest my feet until the hero comes
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, rest now until the fight
Though when I'm like this, still make calls to crush
Hey, hey, hey
On my throne, I'll recline, uh
I don't have to get up to murder guys
My dark magic blows will burst their eyes and spleen
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
No, I'm not slack, don't tempt me (oh)
I will make your face melty (oh)
And so to mock me's really dumb
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
There is no need for my ass to get up (oh-oh)
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, right down, don't have to rise
Just 'cause I'm like this doesn't mean I'm stuck (oh-oh)
Rumours goin' 'round, ain't true, you know (just ain't true, you know)
Glue rune wasn't placed upon the throne (ooh-ooh-ooh)
You've seen me move to go at times (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
I look so sweet just loungin' on my butt (oh)
Hey, hey, hey
Oh-oh
Hey, hey, hey
Oh-oh
I'll sit, ooh-ooh, so I can bide my time
My menace seeps though though I don't move much
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