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Song Parodies -> "I Failed a Spell or Two"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Failed a Spell or Two"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Stupid cheap discount wands...
I failed a spell or two
I've gained four eyes
Wand got flicked askew
Huhuhaha, watch out! Toes are flyin'
Yeah-eah-eah, this is bad, whoo!
Mixed limbs all around
Now my hands
Are on my cheeks now
I failed a spell or two
Tripled my thighs, oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, ooh-oh, uh
Wand got twisted, dude
Ahuhuhaha, watch out! Knees are flyin'
Oh, oh, I count two
Twenty-two
Thirty-two extra eyes
That dumb magic store ripped off me, want refunds now
I failed a spell or two
Tongues equal five, five, five, ow! Whoo! Uh, uh, not right, uh, uh-huh
I've gained four eyes
Wand got flicked askew
Huhuhaha, watch out! Toes are flyin'
Yeah-eah-eah, this is bad, whoo!
Mixed limbs all around
Now my hands
Are on my cheeks now
I failed a spell or two
Tripled my thighs, oh-oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, ooh-oh, uh
Wand got twisted, dude
Ahuhuhaha, watch out! Knees are flyin'
Oh, oh, I count two
Twenty-two
Thirty-two extra eyes
That dumb magic store ripped off me, want refunds now
I failed a spell or two
Tongues equal five, five, five, ow! Whoo! Uh, uh, not right, uh, uh-huh
Got some comments yesterday about all the shocking stuff Alice Cooper did while I wasn't paying attention (I'm not into the spoopiness that much). And then today I learned that this song was one of the first shock rock performances. All because everyone got drunk in the studio that day.
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Only 829 more "Spell" parodies to go before you're the all time leader. I say go for it
Go indeed!
Well, I put this one thru my Spell Checker and three 5's magically appeared.
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