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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Cow Herd"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Cow Herd"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A tale of a herd of dumb cows...who secretly plotted to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Dumb cow herd
They're all livin' in their dumb co-ow world
Or you'd assume so because late at night (ah-ah-ah-ah)
They meet with world-controllin' pla-ans, tha-at's right (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Know they look like such a dumb cow herd (dumb co-ow herd)
All day chewin' cud, inside the-ey hurl (side the-ey hu-url)
So they can chew their food again, but ma-an ('gain, bu-ut man)
If you knew the depths of their quite sou-ound plans (quite sou-ound pla-ans)
You'd mess your pants

It's true they don't have real thumbs (they don't have thumbs)
They don't mi-i-ind (no, they don't mi-i-ind)
They've other ways (more ways, bud) to enslave (enslave)
All manki-i-ind
You'll see in due time, bud (you'll see, no du-u-unce)
They're no dunce, more tha-an just a big dumb cow herd (dumb co-ow herd)
They may look content with their dumb co-ow world (dumb co-ow wo-o-o-orld)
I wonder where the hell they got those to-oys (got those toys)?
Have they got ties with all them rough to-own boys (rough town bo-oys)?
Cut must be choice

Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Dumb cow herd
Next time you watch 'em, better wa-atch thei-eir turds
Observe the patterns that that shit comes i-in (that shit comes in)
They poop in Morse Code, I'm not hi-igh, lie-es, prick (lies, pri-i-i-ick)
This is legit

I've seen them wa-alkin' on two-o hooves, not ri-i-ight
Animal Fa-arm up in he-ere, scared as shi-i-ite
Thought this was Far Side stuff (thought this was all bu-u-unk)
Just my luck it's no-ot bunk, evil dumb cow herd (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
I don't speak Cow and I've tried, wo-on't work (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
But I've snuck up and stolen their big pla-ans (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
They're proof they're diabolical co-ows, man (moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Must take our stand

Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Dumb cow herd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
Stop that dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Are you with me, bud? Stop that dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
That dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Hang on, are you one of them? Dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
That dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Sent spies to be buds, crazy dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)
That dumb cow he-e-erd (dumb cow he-e-e-erd) (evil dumb cows, stop those dumb cows)
Don't lie, are you part of the dumb cow he-erd (dumb cow herd) (not-so-dumb cows)?
That dumb cow he-e-erd

They're Bessie and the Brain, yes, Bessie and the Brain, one is a genius, the udder insane! I'd apologise for the horrible pun, but that'd mean I was actually sorry. Which I'm not.

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Jonathan - May 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Holy Cow! if these bovines get their way it will spell Udder disaster for the earth! quickly! there's no time to lose! we must make hamburgers as we've never made hamburgers before! we CANNOT allow this to pass! 5's
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Bold MOOve- 555!
Michael Mcvey - May 09, 2016 - Report this comment
Have they armed themselves for the revolution for bovine freedom yet? They stand at the Mooscow City Limits, milking the clock......

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