-> "Got Awful Lettuce"
Original Song Title:
"Not Gonna Get Us"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Got Awful Lettuce"
The Lyrics
Got awful lettuce
It's got awful lettuce (awful lettuce), got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
It's got awful lettuce
It's got awful lettuce, got awful lettuce
It's got awful lettuce
Got awful lettuce
Think I eat here, to be real honest
Way too much, but this is bollocks
Meat on a bun, ain't hard, you moron
Won't calm down, I won't bolt up or shut up
You looked at me and heard my choices
You tapped 'em down, nary a frown then
A front, I say, a cruel means to trick me
You thought you'd make me accept this as food?
The taste was awful, I ask: how could you?
It's got awful lettuce, it's got awful lettuce
Still ate it all up, where's my refund, douche?
It's got awful lettuce, it's got awful lettuce
It's got awful lettuce
It's got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
It's got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce
Got awful lettuce, awful lettuce
Got awful lettuce
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Lettuce, lettuce
Got awful lettuce
It's not okay, won't lower my volume
Wrath will come down, can't prove I ate it
I'll have your head which I'm sure is empty
Burger was shite, it's got awful lettuce
My trust in you's broken forever
You said to me "have a nice day", prick
Not comin' back, not comin' back here
Mean it this time, man, what "public disturbance"?
"Public disturbance" (disturbance, disturbance)?
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
It's got awful lettuce, got awful lettuce
Want all my dollars back, dock your pay, dude
It's got awful lettuce, it's got awful lettuce
Your tapes mean nothin', how can I trust you?
It's got awful lettuce, it's got awful lettuce
It's got awful lettuce (got awful lettuce)
It's got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce (got awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
Got awful lettuce (awful lettuce, awful lettuce)
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