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Song Parodies -> "Nillionaire"

Original Song Title:

"Zillionaire"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida

Parody Song Title:

"Nillionaire"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

And now, a completely unbelievable fairy tale: a rich man who wants to be LESS rich. Crazy, right?
Watches so crammed with big-ass diamonds
That I can't tell you what the time is (time is)
I swear at one point that I liked it
But on the inside now I'm dyin' (dyin')
I wish I could give it up
It's harder than it looks, I'll tell you that much, yeah
Sound like a braggin' putz
I understand that instinct deep in your gut

But I tell you the truth, buddy, buddy, I want
To let my money loose, the stockholders just block
Not what the market wants, I don't give a jot
Just wanna be a nillionaire
Been gettin' real confused looks from charities, flick
Their eyes around, assume it's some kinda sick trick
But I swear that it's not, I don't want this dosh
I wanna be a nillionaire (it's not bullshit)

My friends all wonder what I'm into
With all the inquiries I've issued (issued)
Into my bus'nesses, hope it's true (it's true)
There's things worth bringin' in the fed dudes (the fed dudes)
In my past, I've been real scum
Done things worth massive fines that I've covered up, yeah
Real risky move, takes guts
Not sure that prison would suit me all that much (let's go)

But I will take that huge and ridiculous plunge
Because my stocks might zoom right down into the dump
Though that assumes folks want a boss not a con
Might not become a nillionaire
And I can hear all you tellin' me to "just quit"
The golden parachute they've got for me's too big
And I do like this job (it's neat) but the pay's just wrong (so wrong)
Still wanna be a nillionaire (uh-huh, c'mon)

Yeah-eah-eah, hey-ee-yeah
Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah (don't want it)
Yeah-eah-eah, hey-ee-yeah (don't want it)
Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Massive pay slashin', want that to happen 'cause I've got a handle
On bills, I zap 'em with all my millions, millions, buddy
Low on the ladder, it's sadder, tried workin' faster
To make it happen, had problems because my board's full of bastards, it's sucky
So sad, really sucky

Could try to be a tool, crash down all of my stock
It might come off as cool which is not what I want
And it would harm the ones underneath me, bud
Not how to be a nillionaire (not worth that shit)
And I will not take cues from that Elon Musk twit (nuh-uh)
While coastin' on his fumes, pretty sure he's still rich (that putz, real putz)
That's not the look I want (hey), gotta think hard on (think hard)
How to become a nillionaire (for real)

It's what I wanna do, yeah-eah-eah, hey-ee-yeah (oh, oh)
So sick of all this greed, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah (oh, oh)
It sounds weird but it's true, yeah-eah-eah, hey-ee-yeah (yeah, better face it, not false, trust me)
I wanna be a nillionaire (oh, real)
Still workin' on how to
Hey, come on, hey, how to
Turn myself to a nillionaire

This is kind of a weird song for Flo Rida, since the verses are very simple and direct with not a lot of energy. Maybe he just used up the world's supply of bragging about expensive things, it is like 1/3 of his repertoire (the other two-thirds are partying and butts).

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bobpiecheese - August 01, 2023 - Report this comment
Man, I think I only watched Thumbtanic once and never the original Titanic, so it shouldn't shock me that I only NOW realise why Geranium is named that (Geranium, Rose, hahaha). I blame the spider, really. Thanks for the laugh!

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