-> "Nerd's Mating Call"
Original Song Title:
"Wonderwall"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nerd's Mating Call"
The Lyrics
Today was gonna be the day
I was gonna ask Joanna out
So hot, I nearly plum forgot
What I was asking her about
I tried my best but what a body
Nearly made me drop my d12 die
Oh sweet, she's walkin' up to me
Now's my chance to ask her to the prom
Perhaps she wants to sign my cast
Simmons flushed my glasses down the bog
What a mistake to wear a T-shirt
That said 'Han shot first'
I've got to try
To ask her out before I begin sweating
And now my hands are shaking something crazy
There are many things that I
Could try to say to her
But it's far too late
She laughs at me
I try to ask her, but she shoves me
Well, that is all
A nerd's mating call
Baby, I seem a bit nerdy
But I am the hottest catch, for you
Say what? You think I'm talking rot
And I'll die lonely? Might be true
But I believe I'll find somebody
Who will love me for the nerd I am
A girl who'll watch my 80's shows beside me
Who'll, with an MP Megatron*, surprise me
And other things that you might
Not think matter so much
But they do to me
Because, baby
The only things I like are nerdy
Hey, where's she gone?
Was I rambling on?
Oh yeah, baby
My nerdiness sometimes astounds me
One day it shall
Get me a nice gal
Sometime, baby
A nerdy girl will come and save me
From a life that's really boring
Except for the odd bullies' beating
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