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Song Parodies -> "I Won't Grind"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Mind"

Original Performer:

Usher ft. Juicy J

Parody Song Title:

"I Won't Grind"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Self-imposed challenges - can you keep them up?
Yeah
Watch me, buddy
Watch the way I game, uh (pressin' start now)

Buddy, I won't grind
I'll run straight for the goal though my level is low
Buddy, I won't grind
It's a challenge for me which is all that I need (aaaah-ow)
I'll keep on runnin', runnin' (hey), runnin' (yeah)
Keep runnin', runnin' (hey), runnin' (yeah)
'Til I get to the end (whoo!), though I may end up dead
I'll keep restartin', startin' (hey), startin' (yeah)
Restartin', startin', startin' (yeah)
Though my score may be low (whoo!), that's not the point, you know
No, I won't grind

I normally level in one single spot for ten hours (level for hours)
But I'm gettin' over the feelin' of scarin' with power and fear (scared o' this? Hey)
Cause as much fun as it is to see the Goomba-types cower (whoo! Whoo!)
The pathetic wimp who defeats the huge dragon inside the dark tower? Top tier (top tier, top tier)
If the game goes and restricts the flow with a level gate? I'll budge (level gate? I'll budge)
But otherwise I'll fight just the battles that I need to, that's the stuff (I need to, that's the stuff)
Not a speedrun, I'm not usin' bugs, I'll need a slower play (hey)
So there's not huge pain the whole day (hey)

Buddy, I won't grind
Gonna fight for that goal though my stats may be low
Buddy, I won't grind
Don't need all that XP, just rely on my speed (aaaah-ow)
I'll keep on runnin', runnin' (hey), runnin' (yeah)
Keep runnin', runnin' (hey), runnin' (yeah)
Until I reach the end, I know that means much death (whoo! Whoo!)
I'll keep restartin', startin' (hey), startin' (yeah)
Restartin', startin' (hey), startin' (yeah)
My achievements may blow, don't care 'bout that, you know
No, I won't grind (no, I won't)

So if you wanna reach the stupid level cap, I won't stop ya (skrrt)
Just havin' a go at a self-forced restriction, I'm gonna stay here (watch me work)
No, I won't judge you at all about the way you choose to play, there's much more here at stake (whoa)
Than to be a total git (check, check) (hey) and throw a whiny fit (okay) (hey)
Because somebody (yeah) shares my own hobby (whoo!) and does it diff'rent, that's shit (yes)
Kinda stupid since I've done those moves, buddy (done), this run's gonna be a big switch (ba-bang)
So just go 'head, keep doin' what you doin'

Buddy, I won't (uh, no) grind (yeah)
Aimin' for the same goal, but your way is too slow
Buddy, I won't (won't) grind (grind)
I'll be focused on speed, won't you come and watch me (aaaah-ow)?
I'll keep on runnin', runnin' (yeah), runnin' (yeah)
Keep runnin', runnin' (hey), runnin' (yeah)
On the end, I'm dead-set (whoo! Whoo!), might be a grim portent (whoo! Whoo!)
I'll keep restartin', startin' (hey), startin' (yeah)
Restartin', startin' (hey), startin' (uh-huh) (yeah)
Time to give it a go (let's do it), fingers crossed this won't blow (oh boy, here comes pain)
I won't grind

I'm just tryna run a bunch, but they want to punch
Tryna snipe 'em all but shit, arrows don't do much
Scavenge ev'ry one, but they aren't enough
To take down the piece of crap who sits on his butt (that blows)
Uh, asshat, move from that gate
Need to reach the next land, you turdface
Insult game isn't that great
But it's ten hours since I pressed start, mate
Feels like the hundredth time since I first found you
Count "game over" with a mark, but that I can't do
Cause I'd look like I just flipped, cover all my walls with it
So just trust me, I'm sick of me dyin' to this one prick
You're in my way, hate my grave
So eat my axe, die today
Oh no, now I'm dead, once more, this is lame
Might regret that promise I made

But still I won't (no) grind (yeah, uh)
I know it's possible (ha), so I'll press reload
I (won't) grind (grind)
'Til the time that I see the credits before me (aaaah-ow)
So until that time I'll keep on runnin', runnin' (yeah), runnin' (yeah) (oh-oh-oh)
Keep runnin', runnin' (hey), runnin' (yeah)
Please ignore the eye twitch (whoo! Whoo!), I am okay with this (whoo! Whoo!)
Keep restartin', startin' (hey), startin' (yeah)
Keep on restartin', startin' (hey), startin' (yeah) (oh-oh-oh)
Though my voice box will go, all my screams hurt it so
Still I won't grind

I personally haven't done any sort of self-imposed challenges, mainly because it's hard to stop my inner completionist from doing all the things.

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