-> "My Magic Wedding"
Original Song Title:
"My Happy Ending"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Magic Wedding"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Oh-oh, oh-oh (so much for my magic weddin'), oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh (so much for my magic weddin'), oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Couldn't feel lower, there's nobody left
Wasn't only one hitch that made ev'rything effed
Weather was lackin', rained all over our guests
Terrible sight now none of them were best-dressed (no fancy dress)
Lots of shirts and sweatpants in the pews
Why'd this happen to me?
Sure not everything, everything that I wanted (I wanted)
The day you would see upon the screen, someone botched it (they botched it)
Beautiful memories we'd always keep of this one day
All my expectations endin', so much for my magic weddin'
Oh-oh, oh-oh (so much for my magic weddin'), oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Food was a bad spread, not worth what I paid (not worth what I paid)
I know I'll be ridiculed for that dumb cake (that dumb cake)
It looked so ugly and it tasted weird too (tasted weird too)
Who okayed that recipe? It was shit, know it's true (it was shit, know it's true)
And the DJ was a total douche
Would not stop playin' Creed
Sure not everything, everything that I wanted (I wanted)
The day of my dreams was torn from me, now it's bollocks (so bollocks)
All of our memories are filled with people barfin' cake
Ev'ryone regrets attendin', so much for my magic weddin'
I'm sorry for ev'ryone there, though it's pretty hard to care
For all of my jagoff in-laws who had to come
Did not invite them here at all, still showed up without a call
To let their kids throw rocks, what scum
Sure not everything, everything that I wanted
Isn't hard to see just why I weep, really botched it
Not all the fault's on me but it still seems like it's that way
This mess, I'm still comprehendin', so much for my magic weddin'
Sure not everything, everything that I wanted (I wanted)
Really tried to keep in all the leaks, ball, I dropped it
"Who really could foresee some misplaced C4?", my friends say
Nice of them, my heart's still mendin', so much for my magic weddin'
Oh-oh, oh-oh (so much for my magic weddin'), oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh (so much for my magic weddin'), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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