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Song Parodies -> "Tights Won't Budge"

Original Song Title:

"Night Is Young"

Original Performer:

Nelly Furtado

Parody Song Title:

"Tights Won't Budge"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes it's best to not take a bet...the consequences could be quite uncomfortable.
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Walk strange to you? Makes sense to me
Since you lack the knowledge
Things you can't see hidden behind
This blend of polycotton
Kinda lost a bet (bet) and now all I feel (feel)
Is some sweaty latex up my behind
That too much for you (you)? Too bad, you're not me
And you don't know about my new life

These tights won't budge, they're stuck on me
Far from a perfect fit, they drive me crazy
These tights won't budge, they're glued on me
I would not choose these duds, my friend just hates me
My skin can't
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Breathe, breathe, I hate this (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)

I'm thinkin', maybe, that smell here
Is the sweat that flowed all night
Afraid it's so, worn this a mere
Half a day so far, that's not right
Wish I'd won that bet (bet), then my friend would feel (feel)
This damn outfit grippin' his buttocks tight
The other side, too (too), doesn't feel too sweet
Too angry to care 'bout TMI

These tights won't budge, they're glued on me
Ridin' up quite a bit, it's far from comfy
These tights won't budge, they're stuck on me
Glad it doesn't have gloves, would make me clumsy
Skin still can't
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Breathe, breathe, still hate this (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)

This doesn't feel good (this doesn't feel good) (ah-ah)
Boy, I envy you (boy, I envy you) (ah)
Cause I know that you (cause I know that you) (ah-ah)
Aren't wearin' anything (aren't wearin' anything) (ah)
Underneath what you have right now ('neath what you have right now) (ah-ah)
I really want out (I really want out) (ah)
The answer's "no" (ah-ah)
I can't chicken out (ah)

These tights won't budge for the next week
Been threatened with worse things, don't want that, so freaked
These tights won't budge, ask how I'll pee
Details? I'd rather not get into those, please
Skin still can't
Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Breathe, breathe, still hate this (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Can't wait to remove this thing (seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah))
Boy, I bet it'll stink (seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah))
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
What I get for saying Ring (seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah))
Would end well, didn't think (seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah))
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Seethe, seethe (ah-ah-ah-ah)

Seethe, seethe, seethe. If he goes on seething like that much longer, he'll turn into a seethe.

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