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Song Parodies -> "Don't Like Fog"

Original Song Title:

"OMG"

Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Like Fog"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Don't Stop The Pop" self-challenge. I might have encountered fog, like, three times in my life, but like that's ever stopped me before. Enjoy!
Don't li-iiiiiike fog
Can't see clearly
I'm hatin' the mist, visual clarity drops
Can't li-iiiiiie

When I'm drivin' round the town
I like to see where I'm goin'
But when the fog rolls around
There's not a whole lot that's showin'
That's why I hate this fog, I can't see stuff
Before it can find me in quite a violent way
No, no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no-no
Don't like fog

I'm gonna hate today

No, no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no

It's bad enough that when it's foggy the temp'rature's real low
Now I can't see diddly, neither can anybody else though
That's asking for traffic trouble, all you see are headlights
Doesn't really help, though, I've had less trouble at night
I keep hitting bumpers like pow, pow, pow
Wish this fog would piss off right now, please, now
I don't know how far I am, far into town
Make, make, ma-make, ma-makin' me frown like
Ooh, wish I could staaaaa-a-all
This trip, but I have to go
Can't see bugger all, naff all, crap all

Need to see the bank in town
Can't read any of the signage
The fog's just so thick right now
Hope I've got good petrol mileage
That's why I hate this fog, can't see the stuff
I really need to see, can't it get out the way
No, no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no-no
Don't like fog

The fog is in the way
Don't wanna drive today
No, no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no

Thought that was a Subaru but holy shit, it was a truck
Knowing where the turn-off is is a matter of utter luck
Anyone on cycles are just a speck in my sight
Wear, wear, wea-wear, wea-wea-wear jackets bright
Why'd this fog come down today, why oh why
Can't see anything at all, blind, so blind
My mood's swimmin' in the gutters, whine and cry
Findin' parks is hard enough with proper sight
Ooh, why'd this fog have to faaaaa-a-all
It could be worse, could be snow
Don't get that at all, at all, at all

So now I'm drivin' blind 'round town
Just like ev'rybody else here
Ev'rybody wears a frown
Not like you could see them, oh dear
Cause we all hate this fog, it sucks so much
Cuts visibility, why won't it go away
No, no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no-no
Don't like fog

Don't like fog
No like
It's shite
No, don't like fog

Don't li-iiiiiike fog
A pain in the ass, makes drivin' 'round a real slog
No-no, don't like
No-no, don't like, like, li-like, li-like
Don't like fog
No-no, don't like
No-no, don't like, like, li-like, like
Don't like fog
No-no, don't like
No-no, don't like, like, li-like, li-like
Don't like fog

Fog kinda taps into my general unease about not knowing what's going to happen. I came to this realisation about two seconds ago when trying to think of something to write here. Huh.

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