-> "Want No Mash"
Original Song Title:
"Monster Mash"
Original Performer:
Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers
Parody Song Title:
"Want No Mash"
The Lyrics
I was looking for a snack late one night
Like some fries, a melt, but all that I
Can find here in my fridge packed and stacked so high
Is nothing sweet or mild or nice
There's only mash, I never wanted mash
I want no mash, not what I want to gnash
There's only mash, why's it all that's been cached?
There's only mash, afraid I want no mash (wah-ooh)
I don't mind potatoes as a thing to eat (wah-ooh)
Could be baked or roasted or just basic heat (wah, wah-ooh)
But mashed together? It looks really gross (wah-ooh)
The taste? It blows cause none is there, bro
Why is there mash? I'd never stock on mash
Don't want no mash, a total waste of cash
Why is there mash? I'd rather eat pure ash
Why is there mash? Afraid I want no mash (wah-ooh)
If covered in gravy, one (this is true, dah-ooh)
Could gladly eat it all up (this is true, dah-ooh)
But I know better foods, man (this is true, dah-ooh)
To pair with gravy jugs (wah-ooh)
I checked my cupboards, searched them all up and down (wah-ooh)
Cause my gut makes just the worst rumble sound (wah, wah-ooh)
I'm wracked by hunger but all that I can find (wah-ooh)
Is the same worst food, now all instant-like
More stupid mash, I never bought this mash
I want no mash, it's such a pile of trash
More stupid mash, not even meat for hash
More stupid mash, afraid I want no mash (wah-ooh)
Where are my muffins? My gourds? My drinks (wah-ooh)?
All of my cupboards and all my fridge (wah, wah-ooh)
Have had the things that had been in them nicked (wah-ooh)
What kind of asshole does that? What a giant dick
It's now all mash, I have no love for mash
Don't want no mash, if I may be so brash
It's now all mash, tempted to go Hulk smash
It's now all mash, afraid I want no mash (wah-ooh)
I need some real food, stat, not all of this crap (wah-ooh)
Never wanted mash, it's incredibly bland (wah, wah-ooh)
I'd order pizza, but smashed my phone, true (wah-ooh)
When the special du jour was the worst they could do
It's pizza mash, not just a pot of mash
Don't want no mash, the price may have been slashed
It's pizza mash, I'll throw up in a flash
It's pizza mash, afraid I want no mash (wah-ooh)
Grrr, bland mush (want no mash, wah-ooh)!
You may like it, but for me, this shit's awful (want no mash, wah-ooh)
Grrr, bland mush, mmm, sucks, mmmrrr (want no mash, wah-ooh)
Want no mash, wah-ooh
Want no mash, wah-ooh
Want no mash, wah-ooh
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