-> "Goin' Through The Cells"
Original Song Title:
"Blowin' In The Wind" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Goin' Through The Cells"
How many signs can a man knock down
Before he's caught by the cops?
How many jeeps can a con man sell
Before one goes and blows up?
Yes 'n how many times does a trespasser try
To get that damn dog to shut up?
The answer, my friends, is goin' round the cells
These answers are goin' round the cells
Yes 'n how many years can a diamond be safe
Before it is lost to some thieves?
Yes 'n how many years can a debtor be safe
Before a mob man breaks his knees?
Yes 'n how many times does a camera turn round
'Till the criminals cannot be seen?
These answers, good friends, are goin' round the cells
More answers are goin' round the cells
Yes 'n how many times must a crim foul up
Before he completes the crime?
Yes 'n how many keys can one crim have
Before he gets lockpicks right?*
Yes 'n how many crimes will it take 'til they're bored
And pay for law school with their prize?
These answers, and more, are goin' round the cells
The cell keys are goin' round the cells
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