-> "Doctor Stephen Strange"
Original Song Title:
"Give Your Heart a Break"
Parody Song Title:
"Doctor Stephen Strange"
The Lyrics
At fi-irst, I was a-a douche
A su-ur'gry wizard, medical bu-uff
A hu-uge asshole, i-it's true
Chose pa-atients so I could show my stu-uff
But then my car go-ot smashed really-y hard
While I was still in i-it
My-y hands were pulveri-i-ised
Nobody could get them fi-ixed
Career was broken off, no more jobs for Do-octor Strange
An arroga-ant jagoff, my bridges burnt at the stake
Poured all my funds to fix my poor hands do-own the drain, the drain
Advise folks? My ego-o won't take that, I'm Do-octor Stra-ange
At least I was Do-octor Strange, now Ste-ephen Strange
Oh-oh yeah, yeah
But I-I made a tre-ek on my-y o-o-own
To a mountain so hi-igh
So de-esp'rate to-o try ma-agi-i-ic
Though I think it's a lie-ie
The Ancient One went and pro-oved it
So I be-egged him to heal my busted ha-ands
But he-e did one be-ette-e-e-e-e-e-e-er
And taught me his ancie-ent cra-aft
And now I'm rightin' wrongs as the mighty Do-octor Strange
Mordo can pi-iss right off, Kaecilius, do the same
Sometimes feels like a trip but I've no dru-ugs to take, to take
Makes sense because I'm Do-octor Strange, call me Do-octor Stra-ange
With my friggin' a-awesome cape, which you-ou can't take
Or else I'll drive you insane with my spe-ells so grea-eat
But I've got a wo-orld to save, I'm Do-octor Strange
Oh-oh yeah, yeah-eah
Now my Sa-anctum Sanctorum
Will neve-e-er, e-ever fa-all
Cause atoms to change size i-in tandem
Ju-uggle them like ba-a-a-a-oo-oo-a-alls
Ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Power within me flows because I'm Do-octor Strange (within my veins, it flo-ows)
Eye of Aga-amotto is my focus and it's great (Eye of Aga-amotto-o-o)
As Sorcerer Supreme, I think that I-I'll remain, remain
You'd best beware of Do-octor Strange (don't say "What's up, Do-oc?")
With my companion Wong, no demon will e-ever rise
We'll send Dormammu away, Nightmare's plans will all die
Might bring Clea-a along, she's Dormammu's nie-iece, it's strange, it's strange
Which works because I'm Do-octor Stra-a-a-ange (yes, I'm Do-octor Stra-ange)
My enti-ire li-ife's been strange, since tha-at one day
I found that Kamar-Taj place as one Ste-ephen Stra-ange
And I became Do-octor Strange (I'll fix the plo-ot), yes, Do-octor Strange (one ta-ake)
Oh-oh yeah, yeah-eah
At fi-irst, I was a-a douche
Still a-am, but now I do magic stu-uff
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