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Song Parodies -> "Cucumbers"

Original Song Title:

"True Colors"

Original Performer:

Zedd & Kesha

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The Lyrics

There are many a parody involving a specific food. You have your "ZOMG this is the best thing ever" types. You have your "I'd rather open an umbrella up my ass than eat this crap" types. But today I bring you something different: a food that is simply...okay!
I'm all for most greens, but I've found I'm not so keen
On this chubby peen, I'd prefer some broccoli
But that's not to say that I won't ingest
No awful taste, it's not

Got that right, this ain't pure dislike
I so don't mind, mind cucumbers
And no, n-no, I won't leave them aside, I'll devour them, but I
Really don't much like, like cucumbers
Afraid they're so-so

It's awkward, I can't lie, would be simpler if I
Would just up and refuse to call these slices "food"
But I think they're okay, still far down from great
When on my plate, won't toss

Got that right, won't throw fits if I'm
Served those plain fine, fine cucumbers
And no, n-no, I won't pretend that I (oh-oh-oh) can eat them with a small smile (oh-oh-oh)
Cause I don't much like (oh-oh-oh), like cucumbers (oh-oh, yeah)
Don't hate, they're so-so

Something tells me you don't like that at all
You'd prefer an asshole who'd just throw the damn bowl
I'm sorry but I don't hate it

Got that right, I feel "meh", alright?
Don't loathe these fine, fine cucumbers
And no, n-no, I don't want more on my (oh-oh-oh) plate, I'd like zero next time (oh-oh-oh)
Really don't much like (oh-oh-oh), like cucumbers (oh-oh, yeah)
Afraid they're so-so
Don't hate, they're so-so
Cucumbers? Not great, just so-so
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, oh, look, mate, they're so-so (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, cucumbers (oh-oh, yeah)

Research for this parody lead me to learning that pickles are, in fact, cucumbers that have been, well, pickled. This amuses me, because while my feelings on cucumbers are the same as in this parody, I nearly threw up the last time they left a pickle in my Whopper. Gross, gross, gross.

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Jeff Reuben - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Reading this on a day where I'm wearing a shirt that says "Lettuce, the taste of sadness". Funny take...I feel the same way about cucumbers
Max Power - July 10, 2018 - Report this comment
I always associate pickles with cucumbers anyway, wasn't aware of other pickled items that are also called pickles. Cucumbers overshadows all!
Matthias - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Well... I made an amazing cucumber salad with cherry tomatoes & Italian dressing so I really like that. Otherwise I totally agree that cucumbers are so mediocre

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