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Song Parodies -> "Won't You Draw Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Human League

Parody Song Title:

"Won't You Draw Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A fan asks for a commission from his favourite artists...maybe a bit too enthusiastically...
Man, I've always been a giant fanboy of you-our a-art
Subscribed to you-ou
Most of my faves on DeviantArt are your works no-ow
Even printed out a few
So I saw your journal where you're askin' for a fee
For people to message and ask you-ou
To draw what they want, which is a dream come true, so now
I have a small request for you:

Won't, won't you draw me?
I have a giant folder full of ref'rence photos, so please
Won't, won't you draw me?
With all of your detail, it shouldn't take more than a work week
Not hard, this ask of mine
Want you to devote your time
With my request and I do mean my request only

Won't you draw me, buddy?
Won't you draw me? Oh-oh-oh-oh
Won't you draw me, buddy?
Won't you draw me? Oh-oh-oh-oh

Artist:
Look, I'm glad you're a fan of me, but you've gone too-oo far
It's sad, but true
These commissions of mine are to afford a new place
So I can't drop them for you
While your ref'rences are comprehensi-ive, why
Are you so nude?
Right now, I mean, not just in all of these damn photos
This is my private hotel room

Fan:
Won't, won't you draw me?
Desp'rately want a pin-up of myself in my bedroom, please
Won't, won't you draw me?
With how you're starin', I assume you're preparin' mentally
To draw this bod of mine
There's no need to be so shy
Expectin' lots of detail on my extra teste

Won't you draw me, buddy?
Won't you draw me? Oh-oh-oh-oh

Won't you draw me, buddy?
Won't you draw me? Oh-oh-oh-oh
Won't you draw me, buddy?
Won't you draw me? Oh-oh-oh-oh

Won't you draw me, buddy?
Won't you draw me? Oh-oh-oh-oh

At least he wasn't try to weasel out of paying? Nah, not enough silver linings in the world can make up for breaking, entering and unwanted wangery. And apparently the singular form of "testes" is "testis", not "teste" but hey, dude who thinks nothing of approaching his fave artist nude probably doesn't know that. Also, teste sounds funnier. And it rhymes.

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Jeff Reuben - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Some members of the FuMP or Mad Music might get a kick out of this
Jonathan - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
wanting a drawing of yourself naked... is a bad thing? 5's

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