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Song Parodies -> "Evil Ocean"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Emotion"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Ocean"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...oh, who am I kidding, it was never safe.
Evil ocean
Evil ocean

Go for a swim? I'd rather fight bears
That death would be swift at least when compared
To all of the pain that I would face in here
Sting from a jellyfish will linger for years

A blue-ringed octopus could come for me next
If I tread on a stonefish, my day is just wrecked
I don't care if you got my back, no lyin'
I'd rather wrestle Wookies than risk deep sea divin'

Evil ocean
Evil ocean

I don't think I'll drown, cause I can swim far
But it's real hard to book it when you're fear-frozen hard
"A quick little dip"? BS meter's high
I'll be snatched up, made a snack by great whites, yes I will

I won't be lunch for the killer whales, man
I'm really afraid that squids will break my back
You may say we're goin' to an indoor pool, man
When I'm crunched up by those piranhas, you will regret that

I'd say that this is the reason I never swim anymore, but that's mostly because the post-swim experience is just straight-up miserable.

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Matthias - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
The last two lines stood out the most to me because there are no piranha in the ocean, they’re river creatures but this guy is so delusional that he thinks he’ll be attacked even in an indoor pool. This was funny and rather short for an Aerosmith song
Agrimorfee - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice selection of annoying-to-lethal aquatic creatures. I felt some sweet emotion.
JAB - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Swimmingly done.
Meriadoc - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I would have liked to see an exact match-up for "ass/glass" (maybe could've worked Billy Bass in there?) but overall a very fun parody!
Andy Primus - July 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Don't worry, all the things you mentioned will be dead soon with all the chemicals, sewage & plastic going into the sea
Peter Andersson - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment
I sea your point! ;-)
Darius Whitehead - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Eh. We Don't Want An Evil Ocean Around Here. Go Find Some Other Ocean To Lie On.

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