-> "What's A "Human"?"
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"What's A "Human"?"
Well, I've looked through this menu for ten minutes or so
Most of it seems sound, one question I have, though
What's this "homo sapien" on special, do you know?
I've been to diners all across this galaxy, all right
From Mars to Venus to Rigel
I've taken bites of many kinds
Six-legged snipes and Wookie rinds
What's a "human"? It's confusin'
What's a "human"? Does it go with soup?
What's a "human"? Tasty croutons, too?
What's a "human"? Sounds suspicious, dude
You sure it's food? Not sure it's food, yeah
Who's heard of "human", dude?
Don't think it's food, oh yeah
Does this "human" need roastin'
On an open fire?
What sort of side-dishes would suit
Would that push the price higher?
Is the flavour okay?
It varies? How so?
Many kinds of human? Right
Samples would be prudent
You think so? I think so
I know so, you should know
Could I get a human sandwich?
Too much at once would just be madness
Are there diff'rent sizes? Gotta watch my diet
Does it taste like whitin'? Will I keep on bitin'
Will my bill be risin'?
Is it appe-etisin', or will I be cryin'?
Sounds enticin', all for chancy dinin'
But on what I'm dinin', answer I'm requirin'
Dinin', dine in
All wine 'n' bitin'
I'm enquirin', -quirin'
On what I'm dinin', dinin'
I'm tryin', tryin'
To ask if it's worth tryin', oh
I don't wanna sound repetitive but here we go
Would you recommend "human", or is it no?
And just what the hell a "human" is, I'd like to know
Do they have tentacles or six legs or ten compound eyes?
And does hot sauce go good with it?
Say it out right, not gonna bite
Is the flesh white, or a red sight?
What's this "human", spill it, stupid
Does a "human" taste like chicken?
Just tell me what's a "human", hang on, you're a "human"?
So you're "human", huh
May I chew on your arm?
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