Waitin' for my seat, bro

All I wanted today was a decent lunch
Now it's way past lunch
Don't believe it should take all this time, you schmuck
I feel like a schmuck
This close to walkin' right out the door
Go to Macca's, huh?
As much fun as it is wastin' time here with you
I was hopin' to catch a good bite here with you, so matey-ey-ey-ey
Pull out your finger
Cause I'm runnin' outta good reasons to linger
Lot of other places that'll sate my hunger
I could just go home, ring a pizza nu-umber
I'm sure as hell ain't a ru-unner
Might be hot because it's summer
But this night won't be a bumme-er

Du-u-u-ude, sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eatin' me
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, du-u-u-ude, sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eatin' me
Shouldn't take this lo-ong, I'm at my last wit's e-end
Came at twelve, now it's te-e-en
You should have go-o-o-one a-a-a-and sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eated me

I just wanna sit down, shit, and eat some gru-ub
What's wrong with you, bub?
There's no crowdin' around, man, there's room enou-ough
Waited long enough
Got a feelin' my meal won't be worth it, bu-ud
Bet I'll reel from the meal
And you won't get a tip, that's a promise for you
"No room, bud" Oh, shut up with that bollocks, will you? Cause matey-y-y
This place is empty (dumb shi-i-i-it)
I don't think this place is really all that trendy
Are you sure that you can do without my money (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah)?
This whole tactic of yours just seems scu-ummy
Do you have restaurant bu-uddies (ah-ah)
That give you most of your money
When you turn away folks? Scummy-y

Du-u-u-ude, sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eatin' me
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Du-u-u-ude, sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eatin' me (dude, seatin' me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e)
Cannot take this lo-ong, you're just a giant pri-ick (oh-oh-oh-oh)
But I refuse to qui-ui-uit (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
You should have go-o-o-one a-a-a-and sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eated me (plea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ease)