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Original Song Title:

"Pretty Woman"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Insert Coin(s) to Continue"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is the basic message of the parody, in case you can't interpret my gibberish: iisryan, what program do you use to record you song parodies?
Your songs are so neat
Though you just cannot sing
I can't believe it
what do you use?
Can you please tell me what to do?
Tell me!

Listen, please, to me
I couldn't help but hear
The background music in your songs
There are just too little wrongs

Won't you tell
How you do those
Songs so well
Tell it right to me
Can't you see?
I am begging
On my knees
Say your secret, please
'Cause I'd like to
Record mine, right?
Please Ryan, homie
Tell me tonight

Don't say 'But, why?'
Don't make me die
Please talk to me, hey, o.k.
If that's the way you'll be then o.k.
I guess I'll sleep now it's late
There'll be tomorrow, right? But, what?
What do I hear?
Is he talking back to me?
Yeah, he's talking back to me!
Oh, oh, iisryan
Obviously, I'd like iisryan to comment on this with the answer. Coming up on my parodies: something relating to fire and George Michael...

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Stephen Harrington - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very good use of theme, good parody. How do you pronounce that word?
iisryan - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
A very constant theme throughout the par--wait a minute! That's me! To answer your question, I use Adobe Audition 1.5 to record and mix my parodies. The background music I use is mostly comprised of official instrumental tracks released by the artist. Is that all of the information you're looking for? It's cool to see a song about me. What an addition to my day.
bobpiecheese - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you very much. There's just one slight problem: how do I find the program? BTW, I'm in Aussie, so take that into consideration.
iisryan - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm...that may be a bit of a trick. Someone gave it to me a while back. Let me see if I can come up with a link again...
cookiesinc - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
aaaaaaa ryan is an amazing songwriter!!!!
bobpiecheese - January 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I've got a trial version. Now, how do I remove the vocal track? Is there a certain file type I have to use? Please answer within 30 days (the lenght of the trial).
iisryan - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't remove vocal tracks. That always leaves the song sounding distorted and you can still almost hear the vocals. I usually download karaeoke or instrumental versions of the tracks although MIDIs work well, too. Do you have AIM? This would be easier to do over AIM. If you do, my SN is iisryan
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Um, what's an AIM? And for that matter, what's an SN?
bobpiecheese - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Never mind. It's a wonder what Google can do these days, isn't it? I have something similiar to AOL Instant Messenger, it's MSN Messenger. Do you have that? If so, me e-mail is
iisryan - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm...I do but it has been having some weird problems lately. I'll try it again later.
bobpiecheese - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
One question - how do you get the kareoke tracks in the first place?
iisryan - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You can't just make karaoke tracks. I can explain to you in greater detail later if you'd like. Basicly, there are tons of ways to find instrumental tracks.
bobpiecheese - March 04, 2006 - Report this comment
In greater detail, you say? If I like, you say? Okay, I LIKE!

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