-> "Jesus' 'I Am' Phrases"
Original Song Title:
"Faint"
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus' 'I Am' Phrases"
The Lyrics
I am
The bread of life, I'm always this
And if you believe me you won't thirst
Handful of complaints
But you must know the fact
That those that aren't with me are cursed
I am
The way, the truth and the life
Where I want you to be
But it's like no matter what I do
I can't convince you
to just believe, yeah, in me
And I'm
The gate, come right through
Come in, I've been waiting for you
Turn away, and you'll wish you had not
'Cause you'll be there in hell where it's hot
I will do
What I've been sent to do
Don't stop believing me
I came just for you
Time won't heal
The damage anymore
You'll be sent to hell, where
I can't be with you
I am
A really good shepherd
And if you are unconfident
I'll help you understand
I say what I am
And then you will all repent
I am
The light of the world, I say
Hopefully you will not doubt
But it's like no matter what I do
I can't convince you
for once let me lead you out
So I'm
The vine, holding you
If you sin, my dad will burn you
Turn away, and you'll wish you had not
'Cause you'll be there in hell where it's hot
I will do
What I've been sent to do
Don't stop believing me
I came just for you
Time won't heal
The damage anymore
You'll be sent to hell, where
I can't be with you
No
Hear me out now
I am the resurrection, like it or not
Right now
Hear me out now
I am the resurrection, like it or not
Right now
All believe
In what I have to say
Pharisees listen I
Don't have time to play
I will do
What I've been sent to do
Don't stop believing me
I came just for you
Time won't heal
The damage anymore
You'll be sent to hell, where
I can't be with you
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