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Song Parodies -> "Several Ellipses Apart"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bonnie Tyler

Parody Song Title:

"Several Ellipses Apart"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

...(this is based on the music video version, btw)
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then the conversations we have tend to get slowed way the hell do-own
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then you always turn up too ti-ired, need to tune-up your brain's inner gea-ears
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then it takes the better part of the day to finish all the thoughts on your mi-ind
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then I get a little bit frustrated cause you can't get your words out in ti-i-ime
Spit it out fa-ast-like
I hope that I'm not soundin' too ha-a-arsh
Spit it out fa-ast-like
But I wish you'd finish what you start
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then you turn your quick-witted nature into somethin' far more mi-ild
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then I feel like I'm in a glitchy cutscene in a game that I'd give two sta-ars
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then you go all William Shatner on me and I cannot believe my eye-eyes
Spit it out
Ev'ry now and then I get a little bit mad as hell when you won't say what you want outri-ight
Spit it out fa-ast-like
Hopin' I don't come off as an a-a-arse
Spit it out fa-ast-li-i-ike
But I wish you'd get to the next part

Normally you're fast as light
Sometimes you become a pauser
I wish you'd only tell me why
But right now that's a tall order
So why are you takin' this much ti-ime
To say the things you want?
Cause if this was the way that you talked all of the time
I wouldn't be this pissed off at you, you know I'm ri-i-ight (you know I'm ri-i-ight)
It seems almost random the places you stop and sta-art
If you could cut it out, I won't have to kick your a-a-arse
Your words don't sound urgent, ri-ight
But with all of these pauses, I-I-I'm
On the edge of my seat to-onight
Know you know that I'm a huge fan of your stuff
And all the wisdom that you impa-art
But all I get from you
Is sev'ral ellipses apart

I'm aware that I sound impatient as shite
But if I talked like you, you'd depa-art
Ev'ry word you say
Is sev'ral ellipses apart

Spit it out fa-ast-like
Have you been hittin' the bottle ha-ard?
Spit it out fa-ast-like
Or are you just bein' a big arse?
There's no facts lost from your mind (there's no loss, dude)
Not a single neuron severed
See, you're not rollin' back your eyes (there's no rollin')
Tryin' to recall thoughts better
You're just dickin' around with me, ri-ight (you're just trollin')?
Bloody say what you want
Your lack of true consistency gets on my nerves, right
But lately I've seen lots more of your pause-heavy shi-i-ite (pause-heavy shi-i-ite)
You gotta tell me, dude, it tears my brain apart
It's not like you're out of breath, you're bloody not pa-a-arched
Need you to tell me outright
Why are you pausin' ev'ry ti-i-ime?
Takes three minutes for each wo-ord, why?
Wait a second, I had a terrible thought
Your explanation, when it depa-arts
Your mouth, each word will
Be sev'ral ellipses apart

And upon your face, an expression so snide
You know what you are doin', you a-arse
All the words you say
Are sev'ral ellipses apart
They're sev'ral ellipses apart
Spit it out fast-like
Spit it out fast-li-i-ike
Spit it ou-ou-out

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