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Song Parodies -> "Poser Has a Glitch"

Original Song Title:

"Closer to the Edge"

Original Performer:

Thirty Seconds to Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Has a Glitch"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When 3D programs attack!
Say, have you ever been stricken with bugs in your pen?
Art gone to hell 'cause a paintbrush is dead?
'Cause my poser has a glitch
I've dealt with all kinds of bugs with this damn 3D tool
Clippin' issues that make me look like a fool
Poser has a glitch

It's always breakin', near constant
I save nearly ev'ry second
Because it's breakin', it's bollocks
Still stay 'cause I can't draw for shit (no, no, no, no)

Have you, have you, have you, have you had textures that try to leap out the scene?
Had scalin' so off your eyeballs might bleed
Poser has a glitch
I can't convey my story with all the intense stakes
When the teeth are all borin' right through the face

The program's breakin', don't want this
Can't take this pixelated mess
It's always breakin', it's bollocks
Still stay 'cause 2D hurts my head (no, no, no, no)

No, no, no, no
I need three dimensions (no, no)
So the model's correct (no, no)
In each scene, that's right (no, no, no, no)
When it works, I've a gift (no, no)
But right now, it's just shit (no, no)
Looks like FoodFight!

Damn program's breakin', such nonsense
Can't wait until they update this (no, no)
No more damn breakin', they promised
Will rage if it's just more busted (no, no, no, no)
Poser has a glitch
Poser has a glitch (no, no, no, no)
Poser has a glitch
Poser has a glitch (no, no, no, no)

Poser has a glitch

I hope FoodFight! is still known for its shitty-ass animation 'cause that was the worst thing I could think of for that line.

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Me - September 28, 2022 - Report this comment
I expect you are going to clean out the cookies to give yourself your usual bogus 13 votes Seth. Like I said feel free to report my comment and get it deleted. I really hope this comment gets deleted because I know it has got to you if it is deleted.

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