-> "Time Lag"
Original Song Title:
"White Flag"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Time Lag"
The Lyrics
I know what I pressed, should mean that I killed you
How'd you dodge, man?
You say you didn't? Bullshit, if you're not in pieces
Then you must've ha-acked
Or maybe my online connection is lethargic
It's my modem that's the jerk
I thought that I had this bug fixed
But I guess it'll just pop up forever
This stupid-ass time lag on my Xbox
Really su-ucks, can't play properly
I play online games for wanton destruction
But this is a mess
I swear I pulled the right trigger
You should be in bits, dude, for that was my inte-ent
I mean, what's the point of this rocket launcher
If it won't turn foes to gibs?
I know nothing 'bout these frame skips
Nor do I know much 'bout the soft- or hardware
But I do know time lag's what I abhor
Cause it su-ucks, I'm sure you agree
Tried Halo: Reach, Noble Six stands still
Not even ba-arebone gaming thrills
It just su-ucks a-ass when the buttons
Lie when the-ey cli-ick, I'll still pre-ess o-o-o-o-on
I've got a match here to win
And there's no option here to just surrender
This is a load, time lag makes my brain sore
It sure su-ucks, I swear profusely
Could be my modem that's shit
It could be the location of the server
What's to blame for time lag? Don't know for sure
Kinda su-uck at technical things
I'm getting real mad at this
I'm fully aware it's a first-world problem
But I'll still loathe time lag forever more
Cause it su-ucks, brings down my kill-spree
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