-> "Tight Smile"
Original Song Title:
"Lifestyle"
Original Performer:
Jason Derülo ft. Adam Levine
Parody Song Title:
"Tight Smile"
The Lyrics
Uh, not sure if you know
Oh-oh-oh yeah, bro
I've not been one to start some drama-ma (yikes)
Talkin' to strangers? I don't wanna-na (shut me up)
But now you've focused on me since you've noticed
I'm a party of just one, of just one
And you think I'll go with your whole flow
Vaccines have been spiked with chips? Oh my
But I don't know how to go
And run away, right
Wearin' a tight smile (tight smile), genuine one? No
Ev'rything you say is a joke
Still got this tight smile (tight smile), purely for defense
Hate to see how badly you'd blow
Keep talkin' bollo-llo-llocks, ooh, bollo-llo-llocks
Don't want your bollo-llo-llocks, ooh, bollo-llo-llocks
Can't run from bollo-llo-llocks (ayy-ayy-ayy), ooh, bollo-llo-llocks
Stuck with this tight smile (tight smile, tight smile, tight smile)
I'm not a super science schola-lar (no, no)
I'd need more notes to start debunkin' ya (yeah-eah, yeah)
Also I'd need a pause for my side
But you don't breathe, seems like
I wanna tell you "No, shut up, you chode
This is not online, this is real life
Clear lines on harassment, dope"
But he trumps my size
Hence this real tight smile (tight smile) while I try to show
To others I don't buy your load
You see my tight smile (tight smile) and you just take it
At face value just like I hoped
Don't want your bollo-llo-llocks (bollocks), ooh, bollo-llo-llocks
Can't dodge your bollo-llo-llocks (oh-oh-oh), ooh, bollo-llo-llocks (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Or hit your bollo-llo-llocks (crunchy), ooh, bollo-llo-llocks
Stuck with this tight smile (tight smile, tight smile, tight smile)
Oh-oh jerk (oh, oh, oh)
Not your buddy, such a big jerk (talkin' (oh, oh, oh) bollocks, bollocks, it's true
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh (oh, oh, oh)
Stuck with this tight smile (tight smile, tight smile, tight smile)
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