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Song Parodies -> "The Blazing Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Lazy Song"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"The Blazing Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A song all about setting fire to stuff. Deep, I know. Every instance of "fire" in this parody has two syllables. Oh, and this is for my "World Go Boom" self-challenge.
Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
I'll get some matches, petrol too
That's gas to all you Yankee dudes
But whatever it's called, I'm gonna burn some things

I guess I'm what you call a pyromaniac
Next to me, Beavis is a talentless hack
There's nothing that I can't burn, man
Break into my neighbour's house, set fire to his Snuggie
Buy a couple flamethrowers and mount 'em on my buggie
I'll drive around, igniting garbage cans
Oh, yes, I'll do it, I'll do it
Like Pink it's cuz I can

Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
Launch flaming balls into the sky
That sounds quite suspect, wonder why
No more innuendo, I'm gonna burn some things
Because I'm bored

I'm just that bored

Tomorrow I'll track down the home of my ol ex
Burn the bloody place down
And I'll have no regrets
Sure to relight our passion a-flame
(Oh, that joke was so lame)
I might mess around and burn a Starbucks or three
One on ev'ry corner, flaming symmetry
Sorry hipsters, I'm kinda crazed
Oh, yes, I did it, I did it
I guess I might be mad

Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
Might call me crazy, can't blame you
When I ignite ev'ryone's shoes
Except mine, I'm not that mad, I won't burn my things

I might
Set fire to your hair
Ignite a telephone and stare
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, ba-burn, ba-burn, burn
You might slap me with arson suits
The jail ain't fireproof, dude
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-yeah, yea-yeah, yeah

Today I feel like setting fire to things
I just wanna set things ablaze
A couple rocks, some effort, I
Will make that macho warden cry
Say goodbye to prison, then I'll burn ev'rything
Because I'm bored

I'm just so bored
Dang'rously bored
I would've mentioned Michael Bay, but he's more exploding things than just having things on fire, so Beavis got the reference instead.

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