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Song Parodies -> "Barbara Gordon"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Christian"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Night Ranger

Parody Song Title:

"Barbara Gordon"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

My tribute to the second Batgirl, Barbara Gordon! For the sake of this parody, "Barbara" has two syllables, as in "barb-ra".
Barbara Gordon, kickin' lots of bu-utt
Whether it's as Ba-atgirl, punchin' thu-ugs all da-a-ay
That's grea-ea-eat
Or you're hackin' computers galo-ore
As Oracle, no re-edhead kicks ass mo-ore than you-ou-ou
It's true-ue-ue

You're grapplin'
Through the skies all night
Sure no slou-ouch in a fi-ight
No proble-em fightin' cri-i-ime

Went to a costume party as Ba-ats
You helped the Dynamic Duo stop Killer Mo-o-oth's
Bad plo-o-ot
Barbara Gordon continued to fi-ight
Not because of angst, you wanted to do goo-oo-ood
Real goo-oo-ood
You're good, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Ev'rythin'
Stays inside your mind
Sure saves a-a lot of ti-ime
Move to ne-ew crimes quick-li-i-ike

Never ends
The long fight on crime
Not eve-en a shot spi-ine
Will stop you-ou fightin', ri-i-ight

Barbara Gordon, don't stop kickin' bu-utt
Even in your whee-eelchair, beat dudes u-up all da-a-ay
That's grea-ea-eat
Don't stop crime-fighti-in'
Yeah-eah, a-ass-kicki-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in'

Don't have any concrete plans to write parodies about the other Batgirls (Bette Kane, Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown), but my ongoing attempts to have even amounts of Marvel and DC-related parodies will more than likely have my take a crack at them one day. All of them have interesting stories both in and out-of-universe, so we'll see.

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Jonathan - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
the latest single by Dark Knight Ranger! 5's
Rob Arndt - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Yvonne Craig died last year at 78. She was the best Batgirl IMHO.
Rob Arndt - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/19/08/2B7BCB5B00000578-3203075-image-m-9_1439968662034.jpg
Peter Pan - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
I love this site. I am 53 years old and I still have my baby teeth. I'll never grow up!
Yvonne Craig fan - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Here's my tribute to Yvonne Craig -- Batgirl speeding on her Batgirl bike .. Oh that pretty sight did make me high .. All my life .. I had just been waiting for my manhood to arise .. Batgirl slinking around in pants so tight .. Oh my turgid loins did lust for thee .. All my life .. I had just been waiting for my essence to bust free
YCF, again - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Batgirl, flies .. Batgirl, flies ... Into the dreams of a pubescent guy
Peter Pan - August 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Women read your turgid prose and they seek your essence. But I... I have a bus company named after me!
CML - August 18, 2016 - Report this comment
That's not prose, Pete, that's verse. Perhaps when you grow up you'll be able to tell the difference
Rob Arndt - August 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Director Nicholas Winding Refn wants to make a Batgirl movie. Many fans want Kristen Stewart to play her. I don't!

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