Song Parodies -> Damn! I've Nothing To Do

Original Song Title:

"Oops!...I Dit It Again"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

  
Parody Song Title:

"Damn! I've Nothing To Do"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

I'll do anything to get noticed...this time for the 'Summertime Blues' comp...
Yaa-aa-aa-aa-aawn
Yaa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aawn

I'm glad that school is over
It's such a relief; not hard tests no more!
Thank goodness
At first it's like WOO-HOO!
On holidays lots stuff you're free to do
But then when you take time to think
What is there to do, nothing's new
I've run out of stuff

Damn! I've nothing to do
The beach ain't that great, it's open 'till eight
Too many people
There; and there is no air
And so why should I care
Summer is boring me

What I have noticed is this
TV show's are gay
Watching that snow fall, it makes me so pissed
I try, change the channel
Can't watch a show that don't show snow, it just repels
Me from the TV, so now what
Can I do, when there's zilch to watch?
Man, that sucks

Damn! I've nothing to do
No friends of mine would, take me to their place
So unpopular
And I do not like sports
Them: "Is it Crows or Port?"
I don't care, about that crap

Bored bored bored bored bored bored
Bored bored bored bored bored bored

"OI! WAKE UP!"
"But Mum, why do I have to get up. It's summer; squat to do"
"Of course ther is! There's tons of stuff to do in summer"
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"Well, um, there is um, the beach, and um, the TV, and um, your friends, and..."
"Oh, that's it! Back to bed. I can't do those things"
"Oh, you have a point"

Damn! I've nothing to do in summer
Sun's bright anyways, and I'm broke
Damn! I'm better asleep all summer
I think I'll stay in bed

Damn! I've nothing to do
It's tedious to, write more parodies
And let's not forget
It is too hot to stay
At the comp the whole day
My ass sticks to the seat

Damn! I've nothing to do
Guess I'll just have to, wait for Christmas day
Yes, that's right Christmas
'Cause in Aussie summer
Is at the end of year
So just get used to it!
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Johnny D - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty well-done for a dude with nothing to do!
Stephen Harrington - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody isn't boring, 555.
Matthias - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Merry Summer!
Rex - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SB) Only 3 months to go... nice job describing the situation.
Agrimorfee - June 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(Summertime) Ah, the joys of complacency. I feel the same way during this season.
Matthias - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
At least there's the winter to look forward to
Cat - June 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SB) Good job, I especially like the subs for the spoken part.
Johnny D - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(SB) See above!
Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Enjoy the nothingness to do while you can!!! (Unless you become a teacher and you still get to do it when you're old).
Red Ant - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I won't be watching for snow, but as for the rest of this I can relate. Funny work here bobpiecheese. Even though I only remember how the choruses go, what you have paces well to that, with good subs for "I'm not that innocent".
Stuart McArthur - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
(SB) well, bobpie, to write a summertime parody and include the line "Is it Crows or Port?", referring to two of our Aussie Rules winter sport teams certainly proves the point that you're not a sports head, but it was "noice" to see them get a mention!! - oh, and a funny choice of OS that worked beautifully
Kit and E -IAMABANANA - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude. If your ass is sticking the seat, sit on a towel, luffs. >>;; But it is hilarious and pretty much exactly like me ^_^

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