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Song Parodies -> "Stark Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Starlight"

Original Performer:

Adam Wright ft. Logan Duvall

Parody Song Title:

"Stark Fight"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

No, this has nothing to do with Iron Man, this about people wrasslin' while stark bollock naked. Kinda the opposite of Iron Man, now that I think about it.
Wrong place, wrong time, don't think this could be "right"
People punchin' but with not a scrap of clothin' in sight
A dropped-jaw expression at the jack you're dressed in
Just what started this? Though I'm sure that if one finds truth
It would still not justify nudes, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Who would throw down with zero clothin'?
For some niche website, would still take some cajolin'
But that's no public exhibition
This is in the wild, that's a pretty big diff'rence
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Tryna guess what could lead to a stark fight
Mostly a list of what drugs were imbibed
Booze that you drunk? Weed that got you high?
What type of drug turns into a stark fight?
Oh, who am I kiddin'? It's a meth fight
This speculation just serves to waste time
That could be spent callin' the cop line
They might be willin' to grab violent guys
Hmm-mmm-mmm
Skills to grab naked violent guys, uh-uh, uh, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

Once wondered how many times this weird situation happened to pop up (happened to pop up)
Mad right hooks with goods flopped out, so wrong (it's completely wrong)
But I've looked 'round, this public nuisance
A more common sight than I had been assumin'
It feels crazy (crazy), this situation
Should force a decline in meth use, why keep takin'?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't know the two people in this stark fight
So it's not fair that they're on my lawn, right
Yes, I have locked my front door real tight
At my window, lookin' at the stark fight
Should stop, it's true 'cause it's not a fun sight
It's hard to leave, feel almost mesmerised
Hypnotic dongs, never thought that I'd
Say shite like that but it's the right phrase, yikes
How can that be the right phrase? Yikes, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

When the cops break up those two
Hope that I don't have much to do
'Cause I just want all of the booze
To erase this mess from my mind

Starlight, can you give me the fame
Can you tell me the game, oh starlight?

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