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Song Parodies -> "Get Stuffed"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parody Song Title:
"Get Stuffed"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
This is my favourite RHCP song. "Fire" has two syllables, "tiring" has three. Just to clear that up. Enjoy!
Get stuffed, not in the mood for your shit
Stop buggin' me, ya little dipstick
You're asking with no hesitation
Ignoring my growing irritation
No "please" or "if you're not busy, Paul"
And then you ask two, three, and then four
More times, I'm nearly at my wits end
Why won't you shut up, ya bloody bell-end
"I've got another question for you"
Good lord, you never give up, do you?
Why can't you bother one of your friends?
Soon your head will sport a rather large dent
"Have you ever been to the jungle?"
Can't drown you out with Mr. Bungle
I'm sick of giving you the answers
No, this gut is not a sign of cancer!
You piss me off
You ask non-stop
I've had enough
So please get stuffed!
Can't you see the vein on my forehead?
You tick me off
You don't shut up
I throw my cup
And say "Get stuffed!"
Or, to quote Bart Simpson: "Get bent!"
Stop acting like a clown, you bozo
"Explain the hole that's in the ozone"
Just look it up in Wikiped-ya
My job is not to bloody spoon-feed ya
I'll get you done for work obstruction
Or maybe public irritation
"Which country was the first true nation?"
Please shut up, I'm not your info station!
Ev'ry time that I think you are done
You fire questions like a gat-gun
Although I have been persevering
Course to sanity, no longer steering
Get stuffed, I'm not in the mood for you
Questions are getting rather weird, dude
"Do butterflies like drinking Sno Top?"
What the holy hell, are you on crack, Bob?
I've had enough
Of your non-stop
Questions, so Bob
Please go get stuffed!
Willy Wonka would think you're deranged
I say shut up
But you don't stop
Can't stand this crud
So go get stuffed!
Jack Sparrow would think that you're strange
Please stop asking what it's about
I think you've got screws loose
That's not shocking
If anything, you've not one screw
Tightened full
Give me reason
Why I should not beat up you, crazy fool
I'm so seething with anger my grammar is screwed
Thanks to you
Get stuffed, I'm tiring of your shit
Can't tell if you are playing up this
Troll in real life, a bad vocation
Pain's your unintended invitation
"what are the buttons on your sleeves for?"
Good point, but I'm not in the mood for
Verbal jousting like I'm your best friend
Making fun of ev'ry single new trend
Knocked out - that's what I'd prefer of you
After all this, it would be fun too
But what I'm saying you don't quite get
I'd have more luck talking to the pavement
You're quite the random generator
Of stupid, pointless questions, aren't ya?
Any sense is not where you're veering
How'd you get a job in engineering?
I'd hit you with a dictionary
Six thousand pages, kinda scary
Somebody get me the nearest Webster's, please?
This dumb prat is beggin' for the A to Z
Get stuffed, I'm really pissed off at you
You're 50, act your age, ya daft fool!
Stop buggin' me, ya little dipstick
You're asking with no hesitation
Ignoring my growing irritation
No "please" or "if you're not busy, Paul"
And then you ask two, three, and then four
More times, I'm nearly at my wits end
Why won't you shut up, ya bloody bell-end
"I've got another question for you"
Good lord, you never give up, do you?
Why can't you bother one of your friends?
Soon your head will sport a rather large dent
"Have you ever been to the jungle?"
Can't drown you out with Mr. Bungle
I'm sick of giving you the answers
No, this gut is not a sign of cancer!
You piss me off
You ask non-stop
I've had enough
So please get stuffed!
Can't you see the vein on my forehead?
You tick me off
You don't shut up
I throw my cup
And say "Get stuffed!"
Or, to quote Bart Simpson: "Get bent!"
Stop acting like a clown, you bozo
"Explain the hole that's in the ozone"
Just look it up in Wikiped-ya
My job is not to bloody spoon-feed ya
I'll get you done for work obstruction
Or maybe public irritation
"Which country was the first true nation?"
Please shut up, I'm not your info station!
Ev'ry time that I think you are done
You fire questions like a gat-gun
Although I have been persevering
Course to sanity, no longer steering
Get stuffed, I'm not in the mood for you
Questions are getting rather weird, dude
"Do butterflies like drinking Sno Top?"
What the holy hell, are you on crack, Bob?
I've had enough
Of your non-stop
Questions, so Bob
Please go get stuffed!
Willy Wonka would think you're deranged
I say shut up
But you don't stop
Can't stand this crud
So go get stuffed!
Jack Sparrow would think that you're strange
Please stop asking what it's about
I think you've got screws loose
That's not shocking
If anything, you've not one screw
Tightened full
Give me reason
Why I should not beat up you, crazy fool
I'm so seething with anger my grammar is screwed
Thanks to you
Get stuffed, I'm tiring of your shit
Can't tell if you are playing up this
Troll in real life, a bad vocation
Pain's your unintended invitation
"what are the buttons on your sleeves for?"
Good point, but I'm not in the mood for
Verbal jousting like I'm your best friend
Making fun of ev'ry single new trend
Knocked out - that's what I'd prefer of you
After all this, it would be fun too
But what I'm saying you don't quite get
I'd have more luck talking to the pavement
You're quite the random generator
Of stupid, pointless questions, aren't ya?
Any sense is not where you're veering
How'd you get a job in engineering?
I'd hit you with a dictionary
Six thousand pages, kinda scary
Somebody get me the nearest Webster's, please?
This dumb prat is beggin' for the A to Z
Get stuffed, I'm really pissed off at you
You're 50, act your age, ya daft fool!
I got "bell-end" from the blooper reel of Hot Fuzz. I'll let you figure out what it means :P
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C of P - That's the "stuff"! Now, tell us how you REALLY feel...lol! Great job! ;D
What's kind of sad is that I actually KNOW a few people who are like "Bob". 555
(Artistry) Brilliant! This parody is "stuffed" full of clever near-rhymes and great punchlines! Allow me to "stuff" it with some 555's
It's like you wrote this one for me! I obviously loved the line: "Can't drown you out with Mr. Bungle". It's a tough song but you did excellent on it.
This one was very different, it almost didn't feel like a TCOP parody. . .from that angle alone props on taking on the character. Not sure what the main theme going through it was, anger I suppose, regardless I liked it.
This Os Could switch its lyrics with their "Give It Away" and no one would know the difference. That's how I keep reading this parody...either way it works with both songs. Lots of good lines here.
(Artistry) Why did you write this parody? How long did it take? Why are you yelling at me? Why are you picking up that dictionary? Why are you swinging it like tha
(SOTM) See Above ^^^
(SOTM) Stuff it with fives, stuff it with fives....
SOTM : Why did you pick this song? Why the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Where are you going? Do you want my fives or not!?
SOTM: Kinda heavy on the profanity, but it's OK, really, seriously, it's OK, :-) it's not like I haven't used any myself in my parodies, and in the general public either. ;-) But still 5's are still in order for this parody, a job certainly well done! :-)
See above
SOTM...I think we all know at least one person who makes us feel this way sometimes. I just really hope I'm not that person for you, Conq. ; ) Nice job...
Still a fan of this one T-Cop. One of your best.
This might be my favorite RHCP song too (sadly my own parody is about instant messenger and thus a bit outdated) and this was quite well done. Especially liked the last line.
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